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Incorrect Quotes Part 7

Published on: 6/22/23

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Kier: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Dev: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Kier: Dammit, Dev!
Dev: What?! It wasn’t me!
Kier: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Yello!
Yello: Not me either.
Kier: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Boosfer: *whistles*

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Niki: That awkward moment when you're scrolling through someone's old Instagram posts and you accidentally comment the entire Declaration of Independence.

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Niki: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Scott: If?
Tommy: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die.

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Owen: bitches be like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches

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Jimmy: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Lizzie: It's not a joke.
Lizzie: * sniffles *
Lizzie: I'm a legit snack.

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Dev: Kier isn't answering his phone
Yello: I'll call
Dev: Boosfer and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Kier: Hello?

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Krow: If you had to choose between Kyle and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Oeca: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Kyle: Oeca!
Krow: 63 cents.
Oeca: I'll take the money.
Kyle: Oeca!!!

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Dev: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that?
Yello: Uh, like what?
Dev: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs.
Dev: Uh, this is what I look like.
Dev:
Yello: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
Dev: Okay, then I want big beefy arms.Hot ones.
Kier: I wanna have a cowboy hat!
Yello: Okay, arms and hat. * draws them*
Boosfer: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!
Yello: You can't just take Kier's hat idea, Boosfer! He thought it up all by himself like a good person! Come up with your own thing!
Boosfer: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!
Bubbo: Put Boosfer on one of those stupid baby tricycles.
Boosfer: NO!!
Yello: Tricycle, done. * draws it* Baablu, want anything?
Bubbo, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Yello: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Baablu.
Baablu, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Yello: You know what, okay. * draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

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Graecie: What do rainbows mean to you?
Mohwee: Gay rights.
Oeca: There's money.
Rasbi: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Magic: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

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Gem: YOU CHEATED!
Pearl: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what's the problem?
Katherine: I… can confirm that that actually happened.
Gem: …What.

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Impulse: Any idiot would know that.
Tango: I knew that!
Impulse: See?

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X: Look at the buns on that guy!
Grian: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Doc:: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
X:: I'm not going back to jail!