BSD Oneshots

Third Wheel (Poe, Lucy, and Louisa)

(A/N: I randomly got this idea of: hey, what if Poe, Lucy, and Louisa hang out and then Poe ends up being a bit of a third wheel? Without further ado, enjoy!)

Poe was working on his next book when suddenly, his phone went off. He picked it up and glanced at it.

Lucy: HEY, EMO BOY!

Poe: ...Lucy, I have a name

Lucy: I know, I just said it :P

Poe: Lucy, Lucy, Lucy

Lucy: Edgar, Edgar, Edgar

Poe: Yes?

Lucy: I wanted to ask you something!

Poe: Go ahead

Lucy: Want to hang out with me and Louisa?

Poe: Oh, sure! When?

Lucy: About half an hour or so

Poe: That soon?

Lucy: Yeah. Why, are you busy?

Poe: Yes, I'm writing my next novel

Lucy: Oh, please. Tell your crush he can wait on it

Poe: MY WHAT NOW?!

Lucy: You can't be serious

Poe: Uh...I don't know what you're talking about

Lucy: Yes, you do. Everyone knows you like Ranpo

Poe: NO, HE'S MY RIVAL AND THAT IS ALL

Lucy: Wow, imagine rivalzoning your crush

Poe: HVFSHDHCHXHSHHXJSK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUHKGIFUYSUSD AHHHHHHHHHH

Lucy: Uh, you good?

Poe: No, I died. I collapsed from the shock of what you just said and now I'm no longer here. Tell Ranpo that he gets my house, Karl, and most of my novels. Tell Mushitarō he gets some of my novels, and then tell Louisa the same thing. You also get a few of them. As for my wardrobe, decide that amongst yourselves. Goodbye world. Goodbye, Lucy. You were always a great friend even though you killed me. Goodbye Mushitarō, my unlikely friend. Goodbye Louisa, my comrade in shyness. Goodbye Karl, you always were the best pet anyone could ever ask for. Goodbye Ranpo, my dearest rival. Lucy, tell Ranpo I...never mind

Lucy: You're so dramatic. And tell Ranpo what?

Poe: Maybe, what about it? And nothing. Nothing at all

Lucy: Hmmm, suspicious. Nothing, it's just funny

Poe: Oh, uh...thanks, I guess

Lucy: Now, hang out with me and Louisa this instant!

Poe: Ok, ok. I probably need a break from writing anyway

Lucy: Yeah, how long have you been writing?

Poe: Only four hours

Lucy: ED! TAKE MORE BREAKS!

Poe: LUCY! I TRY, BUT IT'S NOT THAT EASY. I GET TOO CAUGHT UP IN WRITING

Lucy: You mean you get too caught up in writing for your dear Ranpo

Poe: HE'S NOT MY...never mind

Lucy: SO YOU ADMIT IT

Poe: NO, I JUST NEVER SEEM TO WIN ARGUMENTS WITH YOU

Lucy: About time you realized it, Eddy-boy :P