I Won't Say I'm In Love (Jouno, Tachihara, and Teruko, Suegiku)

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(A/N: first time writing the Hunting Dogs and Suegiku, let's go!)

Jouno had a problem.

A very horrible one.

And it had to do with his coworker Tecchou, of all people.

Yes, the same one that he had plenty of grievances with.

This was fine.

"Jouno, you good?" Teruko asked. "You've been pacing for at least ten minutes now."

Jouno paused. "Oh, hey Teruko."

Teruko walked over and poked Jouno's arm. "What's up with you?"

"Nothing at all."

"Right..."

"I'm completely fine!" Jouno crossed his arms.

"I doubt that," Tachihara spoke up, walking into the room.

"Hey, Tachi!" Teruko waved.

"Hey." Tachihara waved back.

"Jouno's being stubborn again."

"Context?"

"He's been pacing around, which he only does when he's worried or confused or something. But he's claiming he's fine."

"He definitely isn't."

"Agreed."

Tecchou passed by them, grinning and waving. "Hey, guys!"

Tachihara and Teruko waved back, but Jouno froze when he heard Tecchou's voice.

Tecchou noticed and walked over. "Jouno? You alive?"

"Perfectly alive," Jouno replied.

"Then how come you didn't greet me? I'm hurt." Tecchou put on a fake sad face.

"Because...well, just because!"

"Ouch. Welp, see you guys later then." Tecchou continued on his way.

Jouno didn't answer.

"Bye!" Tachihara and Teruko said in unison.

Once Tecchou was both out of sight and earshot, Tachihara and Teruko exchanged a grin. They knew what was going on.

"Jooooouuuuuuuunnnnnnnooooooo..." Teruko droned on as she stepped closer to him.

"We know what's happeningggggg..." Tachihara declared in a similar tone as he also stepped closer to him.

"Whatever do you mean?!" Jouno demanded.

"Well someone's oblivious," Teruko commented.

"Blind in more ways than one, if you will," Tachihara added.

"If I'm so oblivious and blind, then why don't you clue me in?!" Jouno suggested, impatient.

"Jeez, so demanding. Tachi and I have come to the conclusion that you like Tecchou!" Teruko announced.

"What-?!" Jouno looked shocked.

"You heard me!"

"No, I do not like him! He's annoying, he enjoys poking me with his sword too much, he makes the vilest food combinations ever known to mankind, he-"

"You're talking very passionately about him. Is there something you need to tell us?"

"I'm talking angrily about him! There's a difference!"

"Suuuuuuurrreeee..."

"I don't buy it, man. You definitely like Tecchou," Tachihara noted.

"No, and I'm starting to hate you guys too!" Jouno crossed his arms, scowling.

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