Naruto Shippuden (Male Reader Insert)

Chapter XXXIII

Character Information:
(Y/N): Your Name
(L/N): Last Name
(E/C): Eye Color
(F/C): Favorite Color

(Y/N), Minerva, Akio, Sakura, Naruto, and Sai were all walking through the forest towards the Land of Eddies.

Minerva was singing a song while drinking from a bottle of sake.

Minerva: Habataitara modoranai to itte!
Mezashita no wa...!

(Y/N) joined in.

Minerva/(Y/N): Aoi aoi ano sora!!

Naruto: <pissed> Can you two stop singing?!!

Minerva growled and smashed her bottle of sake against the side of a tree and pointed the sharp edges at Naruto, who yelped and hid behind Sai.

Minerva: Shut the hell up, you pissant!! 💢 Let me and (Y/N) sing for fuck's sake!!

Naruto: Sorry, ma'am.

Sakura: <sweat dropping> Minerva, are you drunk?

Minerva: Only a little bit!

(Y/N) and Akio rolled their eyes at the same time.

Minerva moved to take a drink of sake but saw that the drink had spilled when she smashed the bottle.

Minerva: Argh!! God damn it!! Now I'm out of drink!!

She threw the bottle on the ground, angrily.

(Y/N): I think that's for the best. Let's go back to singing.

Minerva: <smiling> Oh, okay!

(Y/N)/Minerva: Kanashimi wa mada oboerarezu...!

...

The six people were now camping out. It was nighttime.

Minerva was already asleep with Akio curled at her side.

The four teenagers were gathered around the burning fire.

Naruto: Sheesh. That woman's too much.

(Y/N): <chuckling> You get used to her.

Sai: Why were you so mad about them singing earlier, Naruto?

Sakura: Yeah, it was just harmless fun.

Naruto: Bleh. I guess I'm still mad that she forced me to come along.

(Y/N): But don't you want to learn more about your heritage? The Uzumaki Clan is a pretty big deal.

Naruto: No one seemed to care about it when they mistreated me...

Sakura: Well, most of the villagers are just uneducated. Or they just didn't care.

(Y/N): I'm willing to bet it was a mixture of both.

Naruto: I guess I am a little interested...

Sakura: I'm very interested. To think we never learned about them at the Academy... Especially with such close ties our village had with them.

(Y/N): Unless someone was deliberately hiding information on them.

Sai: But who?

(Y/N)/Sakura: Danzo.

Sai: Hmm... I guess it is possible.

Naruto: That old guy? But why would he do that?

(Y/N): I don't really know. But if something like that did happen, he'd be the one responsible.