Akame Ga Kill OC Story: Brothers of the Afterlife (Tatsumi x Akame)

Chapter 16: Things Went A-Rye

The Jaegers were having a little party, and Narita, Wave, and Bols helped cook.

Wave: (What the hell is Secretary Narita making? Rice with seaweed and uncooked fish? That'll cause salmonella.) What are you making?

Narita: Sushi, kid. I'm almost done with the platters.

Bols: And don't put the spinach in first. It'll wither fast if you do.

Wave: Thanks. I'm just glad I found two nice guys.

Bols: Oh, uh, I'm afraid I'm not exactly nice.

Narita: What do you mean, Bols? You gave us tea, you're making food, you're polite-

Bols: Polite ain't nice, Mr. Secretary.

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Seryu: Dr. Stylish and Dr. Shepherd helped bring me back to life ever since those evil Night Raid people murdered me!

Esdeath: Good for you. We gave you an extra chance however. Do not waste it.

Seryu: Yes madam! So Miss Yamada? How'd you join the Shadow Daggers, I mean Jaegers, before we did?

Yamada: I was a major in the army. My Imperial Arms and its use was highly deadly. No one wanted to get hit by a poison berry arrow or be struck by poison Ivy.

Esdeath: How did you kill the member anyway?

Yamada: I force fed her a poison berry. I opened her mouth, she swallowed it, she died quickly or slowly. I dunno. Makes no difference since they depart from this world once swallowed.

Esdeath: There is a difference. Let me see them,

Yamada grows some poisonous berries and Esdeath analyzes them.

Esdeath: The shinier the berry, the more berry there is than poison. Grab the darker berries for a faster death, but shinier berries for a slow death. Could I have the shinier berries, please?

Yamada: Sure. Less crap for me to throw out.

Esdeath picks all the shiny berries out and puts them in a bag, but grabs the dark berries for something she had in mind.

Esdeath: They're for my hobbies of torture. But that'll have to wait, since I'm now trying to find love.

Yamada: Typical.

Seryu: Great job killing one of Night Raid's members, Miss Yamada!

Esdeath: She was a remnant of the Underground Army Zoey blew to smithereens. Iris Ingrid. She managed to nearly defeat me, and if she didn't wield the Wind Cleaver, she would've died immediately. It grants regeneration, speed, flight, and wind gusts. I'd give this to Price, but he has Trident now. And if I give two Teigus to a person, they'll die.

Price: NO NAPPING! YOU'RE NOT BABIES!

Esdeath knew that Price was training his "recruits". And by recruits, he meant people he kidnapped from the street and forced into joining the army, and only letting live to feed the army. 

Esdeath: I'm very close to making him wield two.

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Tatsumi and Akame were kissing, like usual, while Jin put some money in the bag Tatsumi got, and saw them making out.

Jin: Geez, you two. You suck each other's faces more than Mine sucks at making friends.

They pull out and see Jin near them.