HAPPINESS - tobi brown

chapter 36

taytum

the video:

"ladies and gentlemen, everybody always thinks the sidemen are dumb, but today me myself, tobi, ethan and taytum are gonna prove that we are." simon introduces making us all laugh.

"and for those who don't know taytum." tobi then says. "she is my girlfriend." he says looking at me with a soft look on his face. i softly wave at the camera. "hi guys!"

"we get it your inlove!" ethan shouts down in mic. i roll my eyes.

"anyways this is a common sense test that 90% of people will get wrong." simon chuckles.

"i would like- i would like to think -" ethan starts but stops with tobis laugh.

"i thoight you were gonna stop with i like to think." he chuckles making me chuckle along with him.

"no but i'd like to think that academically i might be quite poor but I could navigate the world with my common sense." ethan says.

"what?" i start. "i'm the opposite, i'm shocking when it comes to common sense but academically i'm fine." i disagree with ethan.

"well let's find out, should we work together?" simon asks.

"ehhhh yeah sure." tobi says.

they then start the video.

90 percent of people fail this common sense test. according to research 90% of adults to get these questions wrong because they over complicate things.

"oh this isn't boarding well for me already lads."

which word would you use if you needed to describe a person who doesn't have all their fingers on one hand?

someone pauses the video.

"okay we have 10 seconds to find a word that describes someone who doesn't have all their fingers on one hand." simon says, he must've paused the video.

"disabled?" i say without thinking. i mean like that sounds right to me.

tobi laughs. "what? taytum seriously."

"what? i'm being serious, a word to describe someone who doesn't have all their fingers on one hand, disabled." i say with a confused face.

"no i agree with taytum on this one." ethan says.

"guys it's normal." tobi disagrees.

"well if we are gonna go politically correct well then yes." simon says.

"no but you have all your fingers across both hands no?" tobi questions. at this point i don't understand what he's saying. "they're not all on one hand they're on two hands." he continues.

i shake my head. "no tobi, your over complicating it." i roll my eyes. tobi turns to me and points, poking me. "your over complicating it."

"no but if your missing a finger." simon says not taking in me and tobis bickering.

"no but if your missing a finger i'd call you handicapped." ethan says, making me burst out in laughter.