"Ok, so we've got you facts file here. I'll put your full name, Jared Whitlock. Age, 14, sexuality,-"
"STOP! Uh uh, no way, we are not doing this!" I protest.
"Excuse me, I am on a mission, bitch!" Emmett clicks his fingers.
"Jesus, since when were you a diva?" I ask and let him get on with things.
"Jared?" Rose pipes up. "What should we put for 'likes' and 'dislikes'?"
"I don't mind." I shrug.
"Ok, so, favourite food? Your a vampire...shall I make something up?" She asks.
"She likes eating girls." Emmett says.
"Eww! That's disgusting!" I slap him hard and move closer to Rose.
"Favourite book?" She asks.
"Girls." says Emmett.
"Don't have one." I answer.
"Favourite colour?" She continues.
"Girls." Yes, Emmett said that.
"Yellow, or blue." I reply.
"And finally, what's your favourite thing to think about?" She asks.
"GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!" Emmett yells. "She loves them, she can't get enough of them!" He smiles.
"Can I speak, please? This is my profile, not yours...bitch." I smirk as I mimick his word from earlier.
"Are you mocking me?" He stands up.
"Hell yeah," I square up to him. He laughs. "Curly, you're 5"2, save it for someone shorter." He smiles again.
We both sit down. "Shall I save your profile Jared?" Rose asks. "No, I'm too young for online dating." I shrug. "Well you can't have Aimie so that's out of the question." Emmett says. "Never fall in love with a straight girl!" He says calmy. "Oh yeah, very OITNB." I smirk.
"Who's your favourite character?" He asks.
"Stella. I love her. Oh God, have you seen her? She's lush!" I blush all over.
(A/N, I looovvveee Ruby Rose!!)
"Is she a lesbian?" Rose asks. "Yeah. What does it matter? She's engaged to her girlfriend and she's happy. Look, here's a photo." I show her on my phone.
"Tattoos, short hair, mens clothes." Rose says.
"And?" I ask.
"Nothing," She shrugs.
"Ruby Rose is bae, she is life. #i couldnt live without her." I say.
"Yeah yeah, ok." Rose stands up and leaves.
"I'll ask Carlisle what he thinks of her." I tell Emmett. I find Carlisle in the living room. On his laptop...again.
"Hey, Carlisle! My main man!"I plonk myself onto the table.
"Afternoon Jared. What can I do for you?" He smiles and closes the laptop.
I grab my phone and show him the photo of Ruby.
"Do you think she's sexy?"
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Jared Whitlock; Daughter of Jasper Hale
FanfictionAs a teenager, you're always going to have problems. But for Jared, it's different circumstances. Her father is only three years older than her, her late mother was a soldier, who trained vampires and is known as one of the most evil, her grandparen...
