Adam x Lute GuitarSpear Fanfic Hazbin Hotel

Adam x Lute XV

Adam x Lute "1... 2... 3...."

Adam - "I want to marry you."

Lute - "I'm pregnant!"

They said at the same time and stared at each other. Surprised, Lute looked at Adam, her eyes widening.

Adam - "I had a ring...but it disappeared when I got drunk and I can't find it, but I want to fucking marry you Lute! Wait. YOUR PREGNANT?"

Lute - "Yes!"

Adam - "Holy fucking shit balls, is it yours?"

Lute - "..Adam what the fuck?"

Adam - "What?"

Lute - "Of course it's mine you idiot!"

Adam - "Oh. Right, right? "

Lute - "Wait, you said you bought a ring?"

Adam - "Yeah, but I lost it, which sucks that shit cost me a pretty penny."

Lute went into her pocket and pulled out the ring.

Lute - "You mean, this ring?"

Adam - "Holy fucking yes. How the fuck did you find it??"

Lute - "It was on the floor when you were sulking"

Adam - "Thats so fucking embarrassing you saw me like that."

Lute handed him the ring, Adam looked confused and slightly took it the wrong way thinking her giving it back to him was a way of rejection.

Adam - "Oh."

Lute saw his expression and immediately knew what he was thinking.

Lute - "No, no thats not- Adam. I love you."

Adam - "So......will you marry me you bitch?"

Lute - "Of course I will."

Adam - "FUCK YES!"

He got up jumping around excitedly and put the ring on Lute's finger.

Adam - "Now listen, I'm really glad to see you, but. The fuck are you doing here if your pregnant?"

Lute - "I wouldn't let you effect my work performance, whats me being pregnant stopping? Plus, it's still pretty early, so I think it should be fine."

Adam - "Okay.. Just stay close, okay?"

Lute - "Okayyy. But I'm fine. "

Adam - "Shut up. I'm not losing you again,"

Lute smiled and said nothing, as a demon tried sneaking behind them as she stabbed it with her spear without even looking

Adam - "Fuck.. ur good"

Lute - "I know. Now, if you're gonna puppy guard me, then let's go, sir. We got shit to do, "