Pickle for your thoughts? (Dungeon meshi x reader)

Well, it's oh-fish-ial. . .you are screwed

Can you hear me?

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New day, new borderline suicidal adventure!

"Pwah! I would like to wash my hair really soon. . ." drying her face with a soft cloth, the blonde elf sighed. As you were putting on your lovely cloak you couldn't help but hear her complain "Oh? If you want I can do something until we find a source of water to take a bath in" you offered, dusting down your clothes. "Huh?" intrigued by your proposal Marcille turned around to meet your face "You know how to style hair?" she asked tilting her head.

"Oh well" you waved your hand dismissively "It's not exactly my thing, however since my friend is a mage I had to. . .kinda learn how. Especially when he was low on mana and didn't feel like spending energy on his hair" You recalled, snapping your fingers "So I would say that im not that bad. Wanna give it a try?" You winked playfully at her.

"Oh my! Yes thank you! My arms always get so tired when I tried to braid the back of my hair" she happily said, clapping her hand as she sat down on a stool, letting her long blonde hair down. Taking a brush and hair ties you started brushing them, evaluating which hairstyle would be best. You seem to remember that different types of hairstyles have different effects on mana but honestly even though he explained it to you its not like you were really that interested.

Chilchuck side eyed you, toothbrush still in his mouth "You know that you just signed your death contract? You will never get rid of her now" his mean words got a subdle glare from the elf, who due to you styling her hair, could only grumble back "Oh shut your mouth" You happily ignored their bickering, focusing on the task at hand.

It was too early for this shit.

"And done!" you announced taking a step back. Marcille took out a mirror observing your work done "Oh my. . .this is gorgeous" she said, admiring her new hairstyle. You felt your checks warm up and ego bust. Crossing your arms you looked away, waving an hand dismissively "Pfff. . .it was nothing"

"Man, sure you are humble" Chilchuck sarcastically added, spitting out the toothpaste.

"Are you always a pain in the ass in the morning?"

"Exactly"

Placing a hand on her cheek the elf sighed "Ahhh I already feel better even though I still want to wash them. I bet you Senshi can't wait to wash your beard too, right?" she asked, turning toward the dwarf who simply remained silent.

". . ."

"When was the last time you washed it!? Wash it! Please wash it right now!"

Oh boy. . .too early. . .this is too early.

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Fourth level, after this you will finally reach the fifth level where the red dragon resides. And once you defeat and recover Laios's sister you will be one step closer to your own goal.