Pickle for your thoughts? (Dungeon meshi x reader)

Let's go home together

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“Ah!”

Lycion gasped, feeling two horns piercing his back. The bicorn pushed his muzzle deeper inside his flesh before backing away, leaving the werewolf to fall forward in utter pain. He let out a groan, dragging himself away from the monster with little to no success. He huffed, looking around the carnage, his sharp eyes fell on each and every corpse of his team, watching as the water under them was tinted of red. ‘I’ve to get the captain’s body before the water-walk wears off’ then they shifted away from the gray-haired elf ‘Cithis and Otta too. But first I'd better save Pattadol–Where’s Fleki?’

There are too many things to do and not enough time to do everything. This was a disaster. Lycion leaned his aching back against a rock, bringing his hand over his wound ‘Ah, I see’ he breathed out heavily as the corpses of his teammates surrounded him ‘We have been annihilated’ it was a bitter pill to swallow, especially knowing that they didn’t even last long enough for the other Canaries to arrive and help them.

A shadow loomed over him, bicorns black as the night looked down at him, their horns almost shining under the real light that leaked from the hole over your head. He closed his eyes, preparing himself for a gruesome death that will arrive any second.

. . .

Here we go.

. . .

Any moment now.

. . .

Swear to god it’s almost here.

. . .

These bicorns sure take a while. . .

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Wait. . .

Suddenly a. . .walking mushroom? with a sword appeared out of nowhere, shielding the werewolf with his body. Lycion watched as the weird monster swung his sword messily around, scaring (and probably also confusing) the bicorns. With their attention drawn away from the beastman he suddenly felt a strong hand grab his fur and throw him over someone’s shoulder before it run away.

Blinking in confusion Lycion looked down at. . .another walking mushroom? kidnapping him, followed by two other monsters and a cat-beastman. And while he was pondering on how these weird ass creatures could have been created by your insane mind on the side lines a new group of adventurers joined the battle.

“Is that ____ fighting the elves with monsters?! How did this even happe!--Oh wait, look at Phlox. They sure took care of it really well. Still sharp as ever.” Namari shouted, observing the conflict with mouth agape and wide eyes. By her side Toshiro immediately tapped her shoulder, trying to get her attention and point to the group of walking mushrooms running toward them “They are coming this way! Brace!”

However the more those weird walking mushrooms got close, the more they could see a familiar moop of golden hair, sticking out of the body. . .”L-Laios!?”