Pickle for your thoughts? (Dungeon meshi x reader)

Clear and parent danger

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"Hey kiddos, what a surprise to see you here." Laios had no idea what was more surprising. The fact that they ran into old acquaintances from the Golden Kingdom for the second time or that your mom is an absolute monster with the bow. He doesn't know if you can realize it but those dragons were small, they were several kilometers high and their speed could reach 45 km/h. She managed to hit all three on the first shot? Now THAT was skill.

"Miss Caddel. . ." He mumbled out as flowers surrounded his head, "That was amazing! How were you able to shot those dragons down!? I didn't even know you could use the bow." Of course those were the first words out of his mouth. Lydia let out a laugh of excitement, jumping on the spot "Oh you really think so!? You see during our years of confinement I took up a bit of the sport of hunting. We no longer had any animals, so monsters became my only moving target." At his side your father let out a deep sigh, which contained an amused tone more than annoyed. "Hunting monsters? I didn't take you for that type of person Miss Caddel," Laios said, eyes sparking with wonder.

Lydia laughed a bit, smiling warmly, "Oh well, you call it a tradition in my family–also call me Lydia dear, we are all friends here." Before Laios could continue his speech, most likely about monsters, Kabru stepped forward, bringing the attention back to more pressing manners, "Sorry to disturb this lovely gathering" he said, placing a hand on his chest, "I understand you are ____ parents, right? Miss and Mrs Caddel." Kabru flashed one of his famous charming smiles as he held out a hand towards them, "My name is Kabru, it's nice to meet you."  Your parents exchanged a look before accepting his outstretched hand with a smile, taking it in theirs. "Another friend of our child? My, this is an unprecedented record. Nice to meet you, Kabru" your dad nodded as your mom patted him on the shoulder almost knocking the wind out of him "You're so polite! Let's hope ____ learns something from you" she chuckled. 

Kabru could clearly see the resemblance of you in both your parents. "By the way," Hermes continued, scratching his beard as he looked around the group, "Am I wrong or is someone missing? I don't see the blonde girl, Marcille, and my child with you. Have you split up by any chance?" As if those words had set off a trigger, Laios snapped his finger, finally remembering why he was there "Right! Marcille! ____!"

His alarmed tone put the two adults on alert, their parent radar immediately going off at the possibility that something had happened to their child. Your mother's eyes snapped to the others, looking for an explanation. Kabru sighed, placing a hand in the back of his neck "You see... some things have happened recently and we believe that both Marcille and ____ are in trouble. We are trying to reach them as soon as possible."

Chilchuck nodded in agreement, "We had just gotten out of a sticky situation when we found the dungeon turned upside down" Chilchuck continued letting out a long sigh, "We didn't even have our gear with us since the dragons had it. That's why we were following them like madmen," he pointed to the deceased bodies of the three monsters and their gear scattered on the ground.

Lydia's brow furrowed, "My child has been kidnapped, again!?" She shouted, holding her bow to her chest and causing the shocked reaction of the adventurers, "Again!?" They couldn't help but vocalize. How many times are you going to let yourself be snatched by someone, the thought running through their minds.

Placing a hand on his wife's shoulder, Hermes let out a deep sigh, shaking his head, "It happened once, honey. . .and it wasn't even a real kidnapping. . .you just forgot about them at the market," he deadpanned, watching her dramatically hug him and cry exaggerated tears. Sometimes she really knows how to be a drama queen. Patting her shoulder lovingly he let his eyes fall on the group once again