In the nick of slime

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(MC being done with life is my whole mood)

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(MC being done with life is my whole mood)

This is the end

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Tied up with ropes of magic like a salami and gagged as if you were a muzzled dog you were led to Thistle's study by Lycion, who dragged both you and Kabru by the arms and made sure to keep you close in case of another *cough* *cough* escape *cough* *cough*. Laios and Chilchuck exchanged a furtive glance once you entered the house followed by the Canaries team.

You swore the half-foot had a few more gray hairs than usual.

As your captain offered a seat to Pattadol out of the corner of your eye you looked around not noticing the presence of Marcille, Izutsumi or Thistle. . .they must be hiding somewhere. Which made you mentally sigh in relief. You had no idea how the elves would react to the sight of the former Dungeon Lord, reduced to that unconscious state.

"My name is Pattadol" the vice-captain introduced herself, taking out a scroll and showing it to Laios "We received permission from the island's governor to conduct a survey on this dungeon" your captain was about to open his mouth when Chilchuck suddenly jumped in front of him, slamming his hands on the table "Look, I know about you guys!" He accused the elves, a pretty mean look on his face.

"You go around seeking out people that have used the dark arts, right!? Let me spell it to you loud and clear: We're just ordinary adventures!"

Both you and Kabru blinked at the overly dramatic display that the half-foot was exhibiting. What the hell is he talking about!? Why did he start accusing them out of nowhere–He is totally making himself suspicious this way!

"And sure sometimes we do rely in magic! What's wrong with that!? I'm not gonna let you guys just throw us in prison and kill us over a little magic!" You had to stiffle your, already muffled, laughs at the sight of Chilchuck trying to be intimating. God that was hilarious.

Pattadol blinked her blue eyes in pure confusion as her fairy hid behind her head, scared by the absolute wild display of the half-foot "K-Kill. . .? What are you talking about? Look, let me be straightforward with you. Have you encountered the Lord of this dungeon?"

At her words both Laios and Chilchuck instantly froze before the blond captain moved his eyes to the ceiling, feigning innocence as he tapped his thumbs together and pursed his lips in a whistle. "Nope, can't say we have"

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