Ships

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This is just a filler and its all on texts but yeah... Enjoy!

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Kat da bomb: (picture of shipping hash tags on twitter) Nash! I ship it all the fücking way!!

Tae tot: no! You and Ashton! I ship it like fed-ex!

That weirdo Joseph: does anyone want my opinion?!?

Tae tot: nope

Me: not really

Kat da bomb: defiantly not

That weirdo Joseph: too bad. #LashforLyfe

Tae tot: what do you ship?

Me: Bash. That's me. And my bed.

That weirdo Joseph: I ship it!

Kat da bomb: Joseph shut the fück up!

Tae tot: what do you really ship?

Me: I ship myself with... ANSEL ELGORT!

Tae tot: I mean out of the guys

Me: ...

Kat da bomb: Harry Styles is MINE! He is my bae. He is my life. You can not have him.

Me: never said I was going for him

Kat da bomb: good

Tae tot: and Louis is mine so don't even think about it!

Me: ...Louis is my brother doof. Remember?

Tae tot: oh yeah. Well Michael is also mine!

Me: Whatever

That weirdo Joseph: I call... Wait... Who do I call? You confuse me! *sobs*

Tae tot: weirdo

That weirdo Joseph: Wait... I KNOW WHAT YOY SHIP!!!!

Me: yes, yes you do. Don't tell them.

Kat da bomb: tell us!

Tae tot: you better freaking tell us

Me: nah

That weirdo Joseph: not happening

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