On Tour With My Idols?!?

Need a bigger couch

"Hiya!" Cat screamed as her face popped up on my phone.

"Hey!" I answered back.

"Helloooooooooo!" Tae said, jumping into view, soon followed by Joseph who yelled "hola!"

"Hello strange people!" I replied waving.

"Who ya talking to?" Luke asked, putting his face in front of the camera.

"My friends you nosey boy." I answered.

"Hello friends!" Luke yelled waving to the camera.

"Which one is that?" Joseph asked.

"That is a strange creature know as Luke Hemmings." I answered with a laugh.

"Can it dance?!?!" Joseph asked, getting really excited.

"No. It defiantly can not dance!" Ashton answered, sitting on the other side of me.

"Darn!!!" Joseph yelled receiving a glare from the girls. "What about that one? Who is he?"

"Ah, a very rare creature. We like to call it Ashton." I stated and Ashton stuck his tongue out at me.

"Oh! Ashton do you have a kid?" Joseph asked and Kat and I just looked at each other.

"Um...no..." Ashton answered, looking confused.

"Then why-" "Thats enough asking people weird questions Joseph." Tae said, cutting Joseph off. Thank the Lord!

"Hi!" Michael and Calum said from behind, also joining the conversation.

"Hey!" Tae responded and Kat waved.

"I have finally though of something that sucks for you being on tour an not at school with us!" Kat said.

"Then what is it?" I asked.

"You don't get to go to prom." Tae answered.

"Eh...that sucks." I replied.

"But you don't have to worry about finding a date. Look at the good part of it!" Joseph said.

"Yeah I guess." I replied.

"Hello 5SOS and Ashley! What's up?" Niall said walking through the door receiving heys from the guys.

"Hi Niall. Talking to my friends. I swear you are here more than you are with your band." I said with a laugh.

"They are all with their girlfriends!" Niall said sitting on me.

"In that case three... Two... One.." I counted down.

"Hey everyone!" Harry said walking in.

"Hi Hazza!" I replied.

"Well... We are just going to call you again later... Byyyyyyyeeeeee!" Joseph said hanging up.

"Rude!" I yelled at my phone but the call had already finished.

"Why did he ask me if I have a kid?" Ashton asked.

"Because Joseph is weird. Even weirder than you guys." I replied.

"OH! I get it!" Michael said.

My phone made a noise signaling I had received a text message.

Hazza: because Ashton is daddy?

Me: what?!?

"Yes." Michael said to Harry who began to laugh.

"Why are you reading my messages Clifford?" I asked.

"Because I can Tomlinson!" He said mocking me.

"What was Michael saying yes about?" Luke asked.

"Shut up Luke!" I yelled.

"Oh no, please don't turn into Michael!" Ashton said with a worried expression and Calum laughed.

"I have another question!" Harry said.

"Shoot. Styles." I replied and he looked at me.

"Okay. Why is Niall sitting on your lap?" Harry asked.

"Because there was nowhere else to sit!" Niall said in a duh tone.

"Then let me up for a second." I replied and Niall stood up. I then got up.

"Now sit on the couch." I said an Niall listened.

I then layed on Ashton, Niall and Luke. "Problem solved!"

Ashton then giggled and started playing with my hair.

"Look what I can do!" Ashton yelled and started braiding my hair.

"Good job Ashton!" I cheered like a five year old.