Flash and Chica

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Chica: Bonnie's hitting on me again

Flash: Tell him to back off or you'll rip out his speaker

Chica: But thats mean!

Flash: Life's mean

Chica: Seriously, girl talk here. How do I get this purple bunny away from me?!

Flash: And again, threaten to rip out his speaker.

Chica: THEN HE'LL RIP OUT MINE

Flash: Its better then listening to the same songs twenty times a day

Chica: FLASH WTF

Flash: Yeah, dats meh name

Chica: JUST HELP ME

Flash: GOSH DARNIT CHICA

- |Flash has added Bonnie to the chat

Flash: There

Bonnie: Why did you add me to the chat?

Flash: Cause I can, why did you scare some parents out of pirates cove last friday. Huh Bonnie?

Bonnie: Erm, derp.

Chica: WHY DID YOU ADD HIM?!

Flash: We've been over this

Bonnie: Oh! Chica! Heyyyyyy

Flash: Chica wanted me to tell you to stop hitting on her or else she'll rip out your speaker, shove it up Freddy's butt, then rip out your ears and sell them on Ebay for $50.

Bonnie: I DIDNT KNOW YOU FELT THAT WAY ABOUT ME YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID SOMETHING

Chica: FLASH NOW I'LL BE RIPPING OUT YOUR SPEAKER

Flash: But I'm not an anamatronic!

Chica: I'LL MAKE YOU ONE

Flash: AW CRAP CHICA NO I SWEAR

- |Flash has left the server

Chica: FLASH I WILL FIND YOU

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