A/N: LOOK WHO HAS EXAMS AND IS ABOUT TO HAVE ANOTHER ANXIETY ATTACK?! Author-chan with some wacko hair. I'm still waiting for the day I'm gonna be using fricking "x - d + 5,407 + a = IDK" like when... when are we gonna use this in life...? I just want to stay at home, eat chips, and watch TV...
Bonnie: I'VE MASTERED MY ABILITY
Flash: At failing
Bonnie: YES
Bonnie: Wait
Bonnie: NO
Flash: Okay sure why not
Bonnie: I MADE A CAKE
Flash: Omfg Bonnie, you woke me up at 2:00am to tell me that you a fricking piece of cake?
Bonnie: A CHOCOLATE CAKE
Flash: THAT'S AMAZING, NOW LET ME SLEEP
Bonnie: BUT IT SMELLS SO GOOOOD
Flash: NO ONE GIVES A SPINJITZU
Bonnie: I GIVE A SPINJITZU
Bonnie: Wait
Bonnie: What's a spinjitzu?
Flash: JUST LET ME SLEEP
Bonnie: DIDDLY DARNIT
Flash: WTF IS A DIDDLY DARNIT?
Bonnie: I DROPPED MY CAKKKKKEEEE
Flash: LICK IT OFF THE FLOOR OR SOMETHING, AND TURN OFF YOUR
PHONE
Bonnie: IT WAS SO GLORIOUS
Flash: WELL NOW IT'S DEAD
Bonnie: AND CHOCOLATEY
Flash: GREAT
Bonnie: BUT FLASHYYYY
Flash: BUT FLASHYYYY IT'S DEAD
Bonnie: IT'S OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR
Flash: YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR SPEAKER
Bonnie: WHY ARE WE TEXTING IN CAPS!?
Flash: Tbh I have no clue...
Bonnie: Yeah your right
Flash: Hey Bon?
Bonnie: Yesh?
Flash: Look out the window
Bonnie: Why?
Flash: FREDDY GO
Freddy: Have fun, Bonnie! :3
Chica: FREDDY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!?
Freddy: All I did was kick Bonnie out the window
Chica: YOU DON'T KICK PEOPLE OUT THE WINDOW
Freddy: Oh well
Chica: BONNIE ARE YOU OKAY!?
Flash: He dropped his phone on the way down. IT'S MINE NOW! I CAN GET MY MONEY BACK!
YOU ARE READING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
