A/N: CHICA AND FOXY HAVEN'T BEEN IN A CHAPTER IN A WHILE AND I FEEL BAD, SO MERRY POTATOMAS
Foxy: Ahoy, lass.
Chica: Hola
Foxy: Have yee seen Carl lately?
Chica: Last time I saw him he was jn the office on the floor. He told me he tried to roll on the floor so his candle would hit the floor and he would set the diner on fire. But that clearly didn't work.
Foxy: What a deadly cupcake
Chica: Yesterday one stage, he jumped out of my hand
Foxy: Oh, how beautiful!
Chica: AS A CUPCAKE
Chica: HOW DID THAT IDIOT JUMP
Foxy: Cupcake instincts?
Chica: HE DOESN'T HAVE LEGS
Foxy: That poor lad
Chica: Well that poor lad tried to kill is all
Foxy: Good point...
Chica: At least a girl chased him around the diner
Foxy: Oh... okay.
Chica: SHE JUMPED ON HIM TO GET HIM OFF
Foxy: DID HE DIE!?
Chica: No...
Foxy: Just asking...
Chica: BUT MIKE HAD TO COME IN AND THAT LITTLE GIRL ALMOST PEED HER PANTS
Chica: HE FELL ASLEEP IN HIS OFFICA, AND HE WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF SCEAMING. SO WHEN HE WOKE UP HE LOOKED LIKE A ZOMBIE
Foxy: Wow Chica, we have the most amazing views in this diner, don't we?
Chica: ...
Foxy: SO MUCH FOR THAT
Foxy: NEVERMIND
Foxy: FREDDY'S IN THE BATHROOM
Foxy: WHY DOES HE INSIST ON SITTING IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM
Foxy: FREDDY WHAT KIND OF PERVERTED BEAR ARE YOU
Chica: One that enjoys starting forest fires
Chica: Idk
Chica: That'd probably be Carl
Foxy: We're in a diner full of idiots
Chica: Agreed
A/N: Am I the only one who tells my friends what anime I'm watching and they don't understand the name? Noragami for instance, today my friend was like "Origami? Is that like... an anime for learning origami."
LIKE YEAH TOTALLY THAT'S A THING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
