A/N: WE'RE AT 30k, FIVE SECONDS AGO WE WERE AT 100 READ! I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!
Freddy: FLASH
Freddy: FLASH I NEED YOU
Freddy: SERIOUSLY
Freddy: THIS ISN'T FUNNY
Flash: Freddy, what in the name of Fazbears do you want? You're acting like Vincent for crying out loud.
Freddy: I NEED YOUR HELP
Flash: I know you need help, that's not my problem.
Freddy: NO, CAUSE LIKE
Flash: FOR FANG BLADE SAKES WHAT DID YOU DO, SPEAK CHILD SPEAK
Freddy: I hit another kid with a baseball bat
Flash: WELL SUCKS TO BE YOU, CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS A PIXANE MOMENT?
Freddy: HE'S ON THE FLOOOOOR
Flash: WHO THE HECK EVEN GAVE YOU A BAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Freddy: CHICA TOLD ME YOU SAID IT WAS OKAY
Flash: I'D THROW A SHOVEL AT MY MOM'S CAR IF I SAID IT WAS OKAY (SHOVELS LIVE ON)
Freddy: BUT CHICA SAID SO
Flash: AND WHEN WAS THAT IDIOT EVER RIGHT?
Freddy: She said Mike was annoying
Flash: Okay maybe that's true. BUT NO, I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS OKAY
Freddy: WELL WHAT DO I DO?
Flash: You wait for the police to come and wonder what a child is doing out cold on the floor next to a bear holding a baseball bat.
Freddy: NOT HELPING
Flash: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? GET NADAKHAN TO GRANT YOU THREE WISHES?
Freddy: YES PLEASE
Flash: OMFG FREDDY -3-
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Freddy: WHAT?
Flash: I WAS JOKING
Freddy: DIDDLY DARNIT
Flash: You're being ridiculous. Just go give the bat to Foxy, and tell him to hide it from you.
Freddy: But what if I need to hit someone with it again?
Flash: I SAID GIVE THE BAT TO FOXY, AND TELL HIM TO HIDE IT
YOU ARE READING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
