A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I'm on summer break^-^
Chica: Freddy what kind of demon did you release in Pirate's Cove
Freddy: Oh that's just Foxy
Foxy: Wut
Flash: I bet you it was Bonnie trying to fix his problems again
Bonnie: MY PROBLEMS ARE FIXED WOMAN
Flash: And I'm a flying blue cat
Bonnie: THAT'S NOT EVEN A THING
Flash: LIES
Chica: But really Freddy I know this was you
Freddy: ALL I DID WAS MAKE A PIZZA
Chica: THIS ISN'T A PIZZA WHAT THE FAZBEAR
Foxy: Watch your language before I slap all of the wires inside of your little chicken body out through your eyelids
Flash: Oh
Flash: That was
Flash: That was great, Foxy
Flash: Wait a
Flash: Wait a be a pirate
Flash: I think
Bonnie: DESTINY YOUR WAY WITH WORDS ARE GLORIOUS
Flash: I know I get it from sitting in my room all day doing nothing
Chica: BUT REALLY FREDDY WHAT DID YOU DO
Freddy: MAYBE IF YOU LEARNED TO READ YOUR TEXT MESSAGES YOU'D LISTEN TO ME
Chica: I'M READING RIGHT NOW AREN'T I?
Flash: Ooh here comes another roast session
Bonnie: Get out
Freddy: I TOLD YOU
Freddy: I MADE A PIZZA
Chica: THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE MIKE THREW UP IN HERE
Freddy: Because I burnt the pizza
Chica: AND?
Freddy: So I thought it would cool down if I put water on it
Freddy: But that only made it worse
Freddy: Resulting in me putting it in the trash
Chica: FREDDY IT'S ON THE WALLS
Chica: YOU'D BE A HORRIBLE BASKET BALL PLAYER
Freddy: LET ME FINISH WOMAN
Freddy: After I threw it away I took it back out then threw it in Pirates Cove to destroy the evidence
Chica: WELL YOU MADE IT WORSE
Freddy: No, the evidence is destroyed
Chica: YEAH
Chica: SO IS PIRATES COVE
Chica: AND YOUR SANITY
Flash: And when was Freddy ever sane?
Chica: FLASH BE QUIET
Flash: COME OVER HERE AND MAKE ME, DUCK
Chica: FINE, HUMAN
Flash: The diner opens in two minutes
Chica: GOSH DARNIT WE'RE FINISHING THIS AFTER 6:00AM
Flash: Try meeeeeeee
YOU ARE READING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
