A/N: All of my friends hate me, whoops...
Freddy: Am I the only one who sees the dancing chicken in the hallway
Flash: No
Foxy: Poor Mike
Bonnie: Wait, why poor Mike?
Foxy: He has to check the cameras
Bonnie: And?
Flash: He has to look at a yellow dancing pizza addict in a messy hallway. This is what he calls a job people, get with the program.
Bonnie: Oh yeah
Bonnie: Poor Mike
Freddy: WHY ON EARTH IS CHICA DANCING IN THE HALLWAY
Flash: BECAUSE YOUR STUPID BRAIN DECIDED IT WOULD BE JUST SO AMAZING TO PUT ON THE CHICKEN SONG
Freddy: I LIKE THE TUNE OF IT OKAY
Freddy: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I KNEW THAT THAT IDIOT WOULD START DANCING TO A DUMB CHICKEN SONG
Bonnie: THE CHICKEN SONG IS ART OKAY, IT'S NOT DUMB FIGHT ME ABOHT IT
Flash: Freddy you need help
Flash: I don't know what kind
Flash: Or where you're gonna get it
Flash: But you need help.
Freddy: I DO NOT
Freddy: IT'S NOT MY FAULT
Bonnie: Oh crap
Flash: WHAT'S WRONG?
Bonnie: She slipped
Flash: OH GREAT
Bonnie: And fell
Flash: BEAUTIFUL
Bonnie: And now she's in angry chicken mode
Flash: Oh
Flash: Well
Flash: See you on the flip side
Flash: Gotta blast
- |Flash has left the server
Foxy: Well lads, now that Flash be gone, I be guessin I'm the only sane on here...
Freddy: Stahp yo lies
Bonnie: It's not like you have any sanity
Freddy: I MEANT THAT FLASH WASN'T SANE
Bonnie: Angry chicken
Freddy: SHE HIT ME WITH A SHOVEL FOR FAZBEAR SAKES
Bonnie: Angry chicken
Foxy: I'm sure she didn't mean to, lad
Freddy: OH YEAH, SHE ACCIDENTALLY WALKED INTO THE CLOSET, ACCIDENTALLY GRABBED THE SHOVEL, AND ACCIDENTALLY HIT ME WITH IT
Foxy: I supposed
Bonnie: ANGRY CHICKEN
Foxy: BONNIE WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT?
Bonnie: Because there's a chicken coming after us with a shovel labeled "Flash's Shovel, Do Not Touch"
Freddy: Well if it belongs to Flash then it must have something deadly to it
Foxy: Agreed
Freddy: Yeah I'm joining Flash
Foxy: What
Freddy: OH CRAP CHICA
Freddy: GOTTA BLAST
- |Freddy has left the server
Bonnie: I'M A BUNNY HAI
Foxy: Gotta
Foxy: Um
Foxy: What do pirates do
Foxy: Gotta
Foxy: Um
Foxy: Gotta... argh...
- |Foxy has left the server
Bonnie: GOTTA BONNIE
- |Bonnie has left the server
A/N: What did I just write
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
