A/N: I have a voice in my head telling me to jump over the railing instead of walking down the stairs. I think this voice wants me to land flat on my face. Wonderful.
Mike: It's already 4:45 and you guys still haven't moved
Mike: Tbh there's no point in me being here
Mike: So I think I'm gonna leave
Bonnie: No, stay!
Freddy: It's not like you have another better to do at home
Mike: Watch it, Smokey -3-
Freddy: Fight meeeeeee :3
Mike: Oml
Mike: Seriously I think I'm just gonna go
Chica: I moved
Mike: Chica, you moved to sit in Pirate Cove to play Minecraft with Foxy. I'm not stupid.
Chica: Last time I check you were just as stupid as that rock Freddy threw at that little girl the other day
Freddy: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING I THREW A ROCK AT A STRANGE LITTLE GIRL
Freddy: I DIDN'T THROW A ROCK AT ANYONE
Chica: I was talking about Bonnie
Bonnie: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
Mike: This is an animatronic problem I want nothing to do with
Foxy: Same
Mike: Holy crap you spoke
Foxy: My jaw may be broken, lad, but I can still speak clearer than you during a jumpscare
Mike: NOT MY FAULT Y'ALL TRIED TO ATTACK ME
Foxy: Not our fault you're a stalker
Mike: I'M NOT A STALKER
Foxy: You get paid for watching us go to room from room on a tablet, lad.
Mike: SO
Foxy: So
Mike: Nevermind -3-
Chica: I thought you were leaving
Mike: I wish
Chica: Then
Chica: Erm
Chica: Then leave
Mike: I'm getting paid for this
Chica: EARLIER YOU SAID YOU WERE LEAVING AND I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE A FREE BIRD
Freddy: Don't you mean free chicken?
Chica: FREDDY IMMA SLAP YOU
Freddy: Try meeeee :3
Chica: FINE I'M COMING TO THE STAGE
Foxy: Lad she took the
Foxy: She took the shovel
Foxy: SHE TOOK THE SHOVEL
Foxy: SHE TOOK THE SHOVEL
Foxy: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Foxy: ANGRY CHICKEN
Mike: The ugly duckling that could
Chica: EXCUSE ME MIKE AT LEAST I DON'T LIVE IN MY MOTHER'S BASEMENT
Mike: I DON'T LIVE IN MY MOTHER'S BASEMENT
Chica: LIES
Mike: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW ANYWAYS
Chica: ERM
Chica: LOGIC
Mike: YOUR LOGIC IS HORRIBLE
Chica: YOUR COMEBACKS ARE HORRIBLE
Foxy: Okay then
Mike: FIGHT ME ABOUT IT
Chica: FREDDY STAY THERE I'M GONNA HIT MIKE WITH THE SHOVEL THEN I'M COMING FOR YOU
Mike: LEAVE ME ALONE
Chica: YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO FIGHT
Chica: I'M AN ACTUAL CHICKEN AND HERE YOU ARE CHICKENING OUT WHILE I STAND HERE READY TO FIGHT
Bonnie: I thought it was "Are you ready for Freddy?"
Foxy: "Are you ready for Chica?"
Foxy: Doesn't go well together
Mike: Kind of like her face
Chica: THAT'S IT I'M COMING
Mike: I shut the doors
Chica: NVM FREDDY RUN
YOU ARE READING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
