A/N: I was scrolling through comments on a Sister Location video, and someone was talking about the fan. WHERE IS THE FAN YOU GUYS!? THAT FAN WAS GOALS, WE CAN'T HAVE FNAF WITHOUT A FAN. WHAT IS THIS. EXCUSE MY FREDDY BUT ALDNKSNFKDNDKAL
Flash: Freddy I'm this close to ripping off your head, forcing your wires out, and chopping them into little tiny pieces.
Bonnie: Oh boy
Freddy: What did I do?
Flash: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Flash: WHAT DID YOU
Flash: FREDDY OML
Freddy: I guess I didn't do anything :3
Flash: WHY DID YOU BRING A HOSE THROUGH THE WINDOW
Freddy: Because there was a fire
Flash: Freddy what in the actual
Freddy: THERE WAS A FIRE
Flash: Well the fire's gone now, the hose had at least been on for like twenty minutes. You just left it there?
Freddy: Well duh I don't know how to turn it off, silly
Flash: YOU JUST TURN THE NOB BACKWARDS
Freddy: I don't know how to do that
Flash: THE OPPOSITE WAY FROM THE WAY YOU TURNED IT ON
Freddy: What do you mean
Flash: TAKE YOUR HANDS, PUT THEN ON THE KNOB, AND TURN IT
Freddy: Yeah, I still don't know what you mean
Flash: Boi
Freddy: IT'S NOT MY FAULT
Flash: Oml Freddy, I'm gonna be nice to you.
Flash: What do you mean by "fire", and how did this "fire" start?
Freddy: By fire, I mean fire. And by starting fire, I mean I was baking a cupcake to mock Carl and it was hot.
Flash: And?
Freddy: And then I grabbed the hose and put it on the cupcake.
Flash: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME, THERE WASN'T AN ACTUAL FIRE
Freddy: I'm not sure
Flash: FREDDY WTF
Freddy: I don't know I'm like a four year old in a bear what do you expect
Flash: Nevermind...
Freddy: :3
Flash: Just clean up the kitchen before I hose you down.
Freddy: :3
Flash: Freddy, I try so hard to be nice to you but you're one annoying bear
Freddy: Why thank you, I'm honored :3
A/N: Also guys, just thought I'd randomly say this again. This book isn't completed, it's only set like that for a certain reason. I'm not finished with the book! :3
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
