A/N: Comment down your New Years resolution, JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT :3 My New Years resolution, is to lose weight. I'm a fat cow.
Freddy: Good afternoon humans
Foxy: But
Chica: But
Bonnie: But
Flash: Butt's are for sitting
Freddy: Hush it with your Sensei WU references, child
Flash: Okay, it's either Freddy has finally decided to be smart and maybe or maybe not become a poetic little forest fire, or he ate to much mac n cheese again
Chica: CHHHEEEEEESSSSEEE
Bonnie: Shut the Fazbear up
Foxy: Woah, language, lad. Language.
Freddy: EXCUSE YOU BONNIE
Flash: Didn't you make that up?
Freddy: BOI STAHP YO LIIIEEEES
Flash: But
Freddy: BUTTS ARE FOR SITTING
Flash: BUT
Freddy: HUSH AND LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU HUMANS MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
Chica: But we're animatronics...
Bonnie: Did you not hear the stupid bear? Butts are for sitting, Chica.
Freddy: MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
Flash: Is to end Smokey's forest fires?
Bonnie: Nice one
Freddy: IS TO
Chica: All hail chickens
Foxy: Get a love life?
Bonnie: FOR PETE SAKES FOXY, I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT
Flash: Not this again -3-
Foxy: I NEVER SAID THAT, LAD. NOW HUSH YOUR CABOOSE BEFORE I KICK IT
Flash: Daaaaaang
Freddy: BECOME A BETTER BEAR
Flash: Then tell Chica to stop taking mac n cheese and giving it to you
Freddy: NEVER
Bonnie: MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION, IS TO OFFICIALLY BECOME BONNIE DA STAR
Chica: THEN GO TO SPACE AND BE ONE
Foxy: My New Years resolution was to become Mr. Positive, but now it's to apologize to Mike.
Freddy: Why Mike?
Foxy: Because I took Flash's word and hit him in the face with a shovel
Flash: MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO LEAVE THIS DUMP, BAI
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
