I SPEAK FREDDY

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A/N: I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ON SINCE FLIPPING 1987 PLEASE FORGIVE ME HOLY MOTHER OF FREDBEAR

Freddy: Flashy

Freddy: Flashy I need you

Freddy: Now

Freddy: I cri

Flash: What is this thing you "cri" about that you need me at 12:00am for like the third time this week

Freddy: I squeaked my nose

Flash: Whoops we're all gonna die

Flash: Aaaahhhh.

Freddy: AND IT HURT ME

Flash: Your fault

Freddy: APDNKCJSKSOCNS

Flash: Thank you thank you

Freddy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE I SQUEAKED IT AND IT HURT SO I FELL TO THE FLOOR IN PAIN AND JUST CRIIIII

Flash: Oh boy I wish I had a heart to care

Freddy: WHAT

Flash: JUST DON'T SQUEAK YOUR NOSE NEXT TIME FAM I'M TRYING TO WATCH NINJAGO

Freddy: FINE

Freddy: I'LL GET FOXY

Freddy: FOXYYYYY

Freddy: FOXYY

Freddy: MR. PIRATE FACE

Foxy: Yes?

Freddy: Help me

Freddy: Ma'am

Freddy: BOI IS U DEAD

Foxy: Maybe

Foxy: Lad, we're all trying to sleep.

Flash: I'm not, I'm watching NinjaGo

Foxy: Well

Foxy: Not her

Freddy: WHAT AM I

Freddy: DO YOU GUYS EVEN CARE

Flash: I would but I have so many other things to care about

Flash: Joking, joking

Flash: I love you

Flash: Sometimes

Freddy: I FEEL LOVED

Flash: You're so loved, that you get the offer of shutting your face and going to sleep

Freddy: Rude

Flash: JUST GO TO SLEEP

Freddy: YOUR A BUTT

Flash: SO IS YOUR GRAMMAR

Freddy: I DON'T NEED NO GRAMMAR

Freddy: I SPEAK FREDDY

A/N: I'm a grammar police, my sister would know AHEM F1uttershi AHEM

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