Flash: Alright. Well.
Foxy: Well what?
Flash: I heard we've got a new night guard
Foxy: YAY
Flash: Why yay?
Foxy: CAUSE HE PROBABLY WON'T KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE DOORS
Chica: OR MAKE PIZZA
Freddy: GOOD, I HATED MIKE. HE CALLED ME A FISH HEAD
Flash: Fish head...?
Freddy: WITH A TOP HAT AND EYEBROWS
Flash: That's great...
Freddy: HE ALSO CALLED VINCENT A GRAPE
Flash: CAUSE HE'S PURPLE!? THATS HILARIOUSLY stupid. Just don't let him bother you
Freddy: He also called you annoying
Flash: WHERE IS THAT BACKSTABBING LITTLE JERK!?
Freddy: Idk. Probably hanging out in his mom's basement or something
Flash: MIKE IMMA FIND YOU
Mike: Sorry I was in my mom's basement. What did I miss?
Flash: THE PAPERS STILL HAVE WHERE YOU LIVE ON THEM
Mike: Why do you want to know where my mom and I live?
Flash: CAUSE IMMA FIND YOU, THEN IMMA KICK YOU IN THE... the basement
Mike: WHAT, WHY!?
Flash: -3- JUST SHUTUP AND RUN
Mike: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
Chica: What's there not to hate?
Bonnie: If she kills him, can I have his eyebrows?
Chica: Bonnie.
Bonnie: Yesh?
Chica: That is so weird on so many levels...
Bonnie: DARNIT
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
