Carl: Is anybody there?
Carl: Anyone?
Carl: Freddy?
Carl: Anyone?
Carl: :(
Freddy: Omg shutup it's fricking 3 in the morning
Carl: WELL HELLO THERE MR. TOP HAT
Freddy: Well hello there Mr. Cupcrap
Carl: WELL THAT WAS MEAN
Freddy: And you're annoying
Carl: I'M TELLING MIKE
Freddy: Because a cupcake talking to a human isn't weird at all
Carl: AND AN ANIMATRONIC BEAR SCARING A GROWN MAN ISN'T WEIRD AT ALL
Freddy: Touché
Carl: HA
Freddy: Okay, now please just let me sleep.
Carl: NO I'M NOT DONE YET
Freddy: -_-
Carl: WE STILL HAVE SOME BUISNESS TO CLEAR UP
Freddy: Oh sure -_-
Carl: WERE YOU THE ONE MAKING FUN OF MY CANDLE LAST FRIDAY?
Freddy: Dude, it's a candle. It burns out every five seconds. And Chica always has to switch it out with a new one.
Carl: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS CANDLE?
Freddy: No, not really.
Carl: MY CANDLE IS MY LIFE
Freddy: You technically don't have a life
Carl: WHO SAYS?
Freddy: I just did
Carl: THAT'S IT, SMOKEY
Freddy: "Oh I'm a tiny cupcake and I think I'm SOOOO cool"
Carl: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
Freddy: Are you mocking me?
Carl: STOP REPEATING MY TEXTS
Freddy: Stop repeating my texts
Carl: DUDE STOP
Freddy: Dude stop
Carl: HI I'M FREDDY AND I'M STUPID
Freddy: Hi I'm Carl and I'm stupid
Carl: FREDDY OH MY GOODNESS
Freddy: JUST LET ME SLEEP AND I'LL STOP
Carl: NEVER
Freddy: I WILL BLOCK YOU
Carl: NO, I'LL BLOCK YOU
Freddy: BLEH
Carl: WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
Freddy: YOU
Carl: WHAT?
Freddy: JUST PLEASE LET ME SLEEP AND WE CAN CONTINUE THIS IN THE MORNING, DEAL?
Carl: I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU
Flash: Is this some type of movie scene?
Freddy: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?
Flash: Freddy don't ever ask me that again
Freddy: HAVE YOU BEEN READING OUR CONVERSATION?
Flash: Oh totally
Freddy: POO
Flash: What?
Freddy: I'M HUMILIATED
Flash: Wasn't showing your face enough humiliation for today?
YOU ARE READING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
