Cabbages...

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A/N: I changed my username lol. I just started summer break so I may not be updating as much, but I'll try my best to :3

Freddy: Well

Freddy: Now that the diner's closed for a weekend

Freddy: I'm free

Flash: Shut it, Haru

Foxy: We're closed for the weekend? Why, lad?

Freddy: OH IDK

Freddy: WHY DON'T YOU ASK MISS PIZZA PANTS OVER HERE

Chica: Who you callin' pizza pants, smokey?

Bonnie: WHY IS THERE A CABBAGE ON THE FLOOR

Freddy: THAT INSULT IS SO OLD

Chica: YOU'RE OLD

Bonnie: Can I eat the cabbage please

Freddy: FIGHT ME ABOUT IT

Foxy: LADS

Freddy: YESH FOXY~SENPAI

Flash: fredDY NO

Flash: Never let Freddy watch anime ever again

Bonnie: I think I'm gonna eat it

Foxy: WHY ARE WE CLOSED FOR THE WEEKEND

Freddy: Because of Chica -_-

Chica: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHINGGGG

Freddy: YOU MIXED PIZZA SAUCE WITH HOT SAUCE YOU IDIOT

Foxy: So?

Freddy: SO WE'RE CLOSED UNTIL THE HEALTH INSPECTOR GETS HERE ON SUNDAY

Freddy: FLASH YOU NEED TO HELP US

Bonnie: OML THIS TASTES LIKE CRAP

Flash: And what will I be helping with?

Freddy: CLEANING

Flash: But I'm watching NinjaGo

Freddy: CAN'T NINJAGO WAIT

Flash: NO

Freddy: EEEEEHHHH

Chica: What does that even mean?

Freddy: LADNLSJKDNAKX

Flash: USE ENGLISH YOU BAKA

Freddy: BUT YOU LITERALLY JUST

Freddy: THAT WASN'T

Bonnie: AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T EAT A CABBAGE

Freddy: THAT'S NOT EVEN

Flash: I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ME USING ENGLISH

Flash: I'M MY OWN FREE LIVING PERSON

Freddy: WHO'S HARU NOW

Flash: HARU IS HARU

Flash: ONLY I CAN MAKE RANDOM REFERENCES

Freddy: FLASSSSHHHYYYYY

Flash: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT

Bonnie: EEEEHHHH

Freddy: PLEASE HELP US

Flash: Fine

Freddy: REALLY!?

Flash: LOL NO I'M WATCHING NINJAGO

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