Chica: I FOUND OUT AN ESCAPE PLAN
Flash: An escape plan?
Chica: YES
Flash: Why...?
Chica: CAUSE FREDDY LOCKED ME IN THE BOYS BATHROOM
Flash: Oh, well... what is it?
Chica: Crawl through the sewers.
Flash: THATS DISGUSTING
Chica: THIS WHOLE DINER IS DISGUSTING
Flash: You're gonna get covered in... bleh...
Chica: NOT IF I MAKE IT OUT IN TIME
Flash: You are seriously the stupidest chicken I've ever met. Seriously. Get a brain.
Chica: I USED TO HAVE A BRAIN
Flash: That's amazing. Now calm down, I don't feel like becoming all "sciency" for a day.
Chica: That's not a word.
Flash: NOBODY CARES
Chica: The grammar police does
Flash: -_- if you wanted someone to get you out of the bathroom, you could have just asked:
Chica: UNLOCK THE DOOR PLEASE AND THANK YOU?
Flash: Once I'm done playing Minecraft
Chica: MINECRAFT OVER A FRIEND?
Flash: Actually, you're an animatronic.
Chica: BUT WE'RE FRIENDS RIGHT?
Flash: Yeah, sure, whatever
Chica: RIGHT?
Flash: Yeah. Sure.
Chica: JUST UNLOCK THE DOOR
Flash: WAIT, THIS UGLY LITTLE GHAST IS TRYING TO KILL ME
Chica: WELL THAT JUST SUCKS NOW DOESN'T IT?
Flash: YES IT DOES
Chica: LET IT KILL YOU
Flash: CHICA, I WILL RIP OUT YOUR EYEBROWS AND GIVE THEM TO BONNIE
Chica: HOW DARE YOU
Flash: I CAN DARE WHATEVER DA HECK I WANT TO, NOW SHUT YOUR SPEAKER AND LET ME FINISH BUILDING MY HOUSE AS I RUN AWAY FROM THIS MYTHICAL CREATURE. OKAY? OKAY.
Chica: -3-
Flash: -3- yourself
Chica: FINE, I'LL GO ASK FOXY
Foxy: Ask me what?
Chica: Could you unlock the boys bathroom door?
Foxy: Uh... I'm playing Minecraft with Flash. Sorry, las.
Chica: DANGIT
A/N: Another awkward text once again :3 I need a life...
- Flash❤️
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
