WHERE'S MIKE?

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A/N: YAY! YOU GUYS, I HAVE FINALS NEXT WEEK! LISTEN TO THE SARCASM IN MY VOICE I'M SO HAPPY

Freddy: You guys, check on Mike, he hasn't moved at all...

Bonnie: MAYBE HE'S DEAD

Chica: Heheh

Foxy: BUT WE HAVE SO MANY EXTRA SUITS

Freddy. JUST CHECK ON HIM

Bonnie: YES MA'AM, BE RIGHT BACK!

Freddy: Thank you

Freddy: WAIT

Freddy: WELL EXCUSE YOU

Freddy: I AM NOT A WOMAN

Chica: If we're gonna be totally honest, Idk what you are

Freddy: I AM A MAN

Foxy: I thought men were mature and kind

Foxy: You clearly aren't

Freddy: BUT YOU JUST

Freddy: OANDKDNDKDJ

Chica: Freddy what did we tell you? English, not Freddy.

Freddy: WELL SHUTUP AND LEARN FREDDY

Chica: LEARN ENGLISH

Freddy: WHAT IF FREDDY IS OUR ACTUAL LANGUAGE BUT IT WAS CHANGED BY THE GODS OF POTATOES AND EVERYONE AUTOMATICALLY LEARNED ENGLISH

Chica: What the heck

Freddy: BUT IN REAL LIFE WE ALL SPEAK FREDDY, BUT IT WAS CHANGED TO ENGLISH

Chica: Dude

Freddy: SO CHICA, YOU SHUTUP AND LEARN FREDDY, BECAUSE FREDDY COULD BE THE LANGUAGE OF OUR ANCESTORS

Foxy: Your logic isn't even logic

Freddy: FOXY HUSH YOUR FACE YOUR HOOK IS PLASTIC

Foxy: WELL THEN LAD

Bonnie: I FOUND MIKE

Freddy: WHAT

Freddy: OH I FORGOT ABOUT MIKE

Bonnie: That's okay I'm sure his mother did too

Chica: Where was he?

Bonnie: HE WASN'T IN HIS OFFICE, HE WAS EATING ICECREAM IN THE CLOSET WHILE CRYING

Freddy: Maybe his mother really did forget about him

Foxy: I wouldn't be surprised

Bonnie: I'm sure his mom was surprised

Mike: I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN IN THIS CHAT THE WHOLE TIME

Freddy: His mother wasn't the only one who forgot about him

Freddy: HEY MIKE!

Mike: And Bonnie, I'm not in the closet eating icecream and crying, I've been in my office the whole time.

Freddy: Thanks I'll be there in like two minutes

Bonnie: MIKE I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU

Bonnie: BUT YOU GAVE AWAY YOUR LOCATION YOURSELF

Mike: OH CRAP

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