A/N: I appreciate you people handing me virtual shovels, it means a lot xD ALSO, CAN I JUST SAY HOW THANKFUL I AM FOR 100k AND ALL OF YOU GUYS WHO MAKE MY DAY! YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU ALL!
Foxy: Ye better stop talkin before Freddy comes in and rips out Ye speaker
Chica: Oh dang, when did you become so sassy?
Foxy: When I became a fox
Bonnie: BURNED
Chica: That wasn't even an insult, Bonnie
Bonnie: WANNA KNOW WHAT IS AN INSULT?
Chica: Oh boy, can't wait to hear this one
Bonnie: YOUR FACE
Chica: WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A FACE
Flash: *said every kid ever* (We all know we did it)
Bonnie: I HAVE A FACE, AND IT'S FABULOUS
Chica: NAH FAM
Bonnie: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Chica: A MEANING
Bonnie: WHAT?
Chica: BOI
Bonnie: YOU SOUND LIKE A DEMENTED OSTRICH
Chica: YOU ARE A DEMENTED OSTRICH
Flash: You guys are insulting ostriches
Bonnie: WELL YOU'RE INSULTING HUMANS
Flash: YOU'RE INSULTING EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE
Bonnie: WHAT?
Flash: IF I THROW A STICK, WILL YOU LEAVE?
Bonnie: WHO PEED IN YOUR SOUP?
Flash: YOUR MOM
Chica: TALK ABOUT SAVAGE
Flash: COME AT ME, BONNIE
Bonnie: WHAT?
Flash: I HAVE MY SHOVEL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
Bonnie: WAS THAT A THREAT?
Flash: NO
Flash: IT WAS A WARNING
Chica: Oh dang
Bonnie: BOI
Flash: OKAY FIRST OF ALL, I'M A GIRL, AND SECOND OF ALL, I'M ABOUT TO SLAP YOU
Chica: PPPREEEEAAAACCCCHHHH
Bonnie: I'LL TELL FREDDY
Flash: I'M AIN'T AFRAID OF SOME BROWN BEAR COMIN AT ME WITH A TOP HAT AND FLUFFY HANDS
Chica: PREACH IT, FLASH
Bonnie: YA HEAR THAT FREDDY?
Flash: NAH
Bonnie: WAIT, WHERE'S FREDDY?
Flash: I THOUGHT HE FELL INTO THE TRASHCAN AGAIN
Bonnie: PROBABLY
Flash: WHY ARE WE TEXTING IN CAPS?
Bonnie: GOOD QUESTION
Foxy: I hate all of you
A/N: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I JUST WROTE, I'M HUNGRY, AND BLAH. WHAT IS THIS XD
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
