Imagine Jason being that irresponsible, bad influential, new to the entire father/son, amazingly fun father....
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Jason and his son are sitting on the couch in his apartment watching TV, when a commercial comes on.
"Daddy."
Jason continues to look at the TV screen but replies, "Hmm"
"Where's mommy?"
Jason freezes as his eyes get bigger than Alaska. "Uhhh. I've been wondering the same thing."
"She's not dead is she?" Jason's son rises from his spot and moves closer to him.
"Uh no, it's a matter of remembering who's your mother. Was it Isabel, Annie, maybe Melanie?" Jason tapped his chin trying to remember.
His son frowned. "So you don't know where mommy is?"
Jason froze again.
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"So you really think Uncle Tim will let us use his airplane?" Jason's sons face looked eager with a response while Jason kept his eyes on the road.
"Of course, I mean he doesn't use it anyways."
"YAY!" His son bounced up and down in his car seat.
-Later in the Bat Cave-
"All we go to do is turn it on," Jason turned the key starting the plane. "and we're ready to go!" Jason shot off through the entrance of the cave.
-An hour later-
Tim's plane is smashed into the side of a building and Jason and his son are watching it from afar.
"Gotta find some way to blame this on Damian." Jason mumbled.
"Are you sure Uncle Tim won't mind?"
The plane exploded, "Yeah, let's just get out of here before we do something stupid, like get caught." Jason picked is son up and ran off the building.
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Jason is sitting on the couch while his son is on the ground play with a Batman action figure, and a Superman action figure in Batgirl pajamas.
"Daddy."
"Hmm" Jason changed the channel again.
"Where do babies come from? I asked Uncle Dick and Grandpa Bruce, but they said to ask you." He dropped the Superman doll.
"Alaska." Jason flipped the channel again.
"Oh....that's not what Uncle Tim says."
Jason froze. "Remind me not to leave you unsupervised with Tim unless Stephanie is there."
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Imagine the Bat Family....
RandomImagine the Bat Family being like any other family in the real world! Sadly I don't own the characters. Enjoy!
