Imagine the Bat Family....

Image the Bat Family going Go Kart Racing.........

"Too bad Cass couldn't come." Stephanie looked at her ticket. 

"Yeah, she probably could have kicked our asses." Tim agreed. 

"You mean your ass princess?" Jason crossed his arms. 

"Uh, no, she's better than...." Tim slowed his sentence down to point out who Cass was better than. "You know now that I think about it, we're pretty equally matched." 

Damian raised an eyebrow. "-tt- hardly." He crossed his arms and walked through the gate to the karts on the other side.

An arm shot in front of Damian.  "I'm sorry, you can't go alone."  The man letting the people through gave Damian another look.

"That's ridiculous." Damian crossed his arms again, as almost the rest of the family walked in front of him. 

"You'll have to go with an adult." The employee said. 

Damian scoffed and moved through the gate, wanting to take a seat next to Dick, but found he, Jason, Bruce and Alfred, already strapped in to single karts.  Next was Stephanie who was already taking Mar'i.  He glared at Tim, who was forced into a double kart. "-tt-, that's not an adult."

Damian was forced to sit down next to Tim and strapped himself in.  He looked over at Mar'i and Stephanie who were right beside them.  Mar'i put her hands up to her ears and moved them back and forth sticking her tongue out in the process. 

The countdown began. 5....4....3....2....1....GO!

Dick took off first, Jason following behind him, and Bruce then Stephanie and Mar'i, bringing up the back was Tim and Damian, and Alfred.

"MOVE OVER DICK! YOU'RE DRIVING TO SLOW!" Jason shouted up to Dick who was blocking him from getting through. 

"NEVER!" Dick slammed his foot on the gas and took off up the circular path. 

Jason was able to move up next to Dick, evening out their path.  Bruce was approaching quickly, but Stephanie and Mar'i slipped past him and was heading full speed up to the two boys that were fighting.  Stephanie smirked as she pushed on the gas more, Mar'i smiled bigger than a Cheshire cat as they were coming closer.  Stephanie slammed on the brakes as she saw Jason twisting, almost out of control.  

Alfred still held up the back of the family, just ahead of him were Tim and Damian. "DRAKE GO FASTER, I SEE A CHANCE TO PASS FATHER!" 

Tim saw it to, and they passed Bruce, leaving him to Alfred.  When Tim and Damian came over the hill Stephanie and Dick had passed Jason, blocking him from getting through.  They finally opened up for him to just able to get in between them. 

They passed the same employee for the first time, he held 4 fingers up, signalling they had four more times to go around.  For the next lap Damian and Tim were stuck behind the people in front of them. 

Dick turned around to see Damian and Tim fighting to go faster, he signaled to Stephanie by nodding, telling her to go through with the plan.  She nodded and looked at Jason to go through with the plan, he sped up right in front of them, just a big enough opening for Tim and Damian to get through.

"DRAKE GO! THERE'S AN OPENING!"  Damian pointed to the opening. 

Tim sped up and made it in between all three of their carts, they were locked in.  Dick, Stephanie and Mar'i smirked at one another, Dick, Steph and Jason all tapped the sides of Tim's car.  All three sped up to get out of the war zone.  Tim's wheel jarred and they went flying into the side of the was, their kart shut off. 

"I can't believe you Drake, you ran us into a wall." Damian crossed his arms and glared at him. 

Tim slapped himself as one of the employees came to fix them. 

Stephanie and Dick looked at Jason, they were going to team up on him next, both nodded at the same time.  They sped up and bumped him, his wheel tossed and turned a little, but he recovered, all in the process of hitting Bruce back up against a wall. 

"HAHAHA SUCK IT BRUCE!" Jason laughed and tried to speed up again and his kart popped, "What was that." He looked behind him, but shrugged it off ans sped up again.  Another pop and Jason was further behind now. 

They passed the employee who had one finger up now, and held a megaphone out and looked at Jason. "SLOW DOWN!" 

Jason glared at the man. 

It was just Stephanie, Mar'i and Dick now.  Stephanie bent down to Mar'i's ear to tell her something, when Stephanie pulled back up Mar'i started laughing.  Dick looked at them confused and sped up, Steph and Mar'i following in his path. 

They went up the hill and around the circle one more time before they saw the employee in sight a long ways away. 

Stephanie and Mar'i glared Dick, he glared at them back.  They were getting closer now, all smirked as they were confident they would win. 

BONUS SCENE

Alfred passed Bruce first, then Damian and Tim, and finally Jason.  All jaws dropped, as he sped up to where Stephanie, Mar'i and Dick left a path wide open to the finish line. 

He slammed on the gas as he passed them, their jaws dropped as well as he finished first parking his kart and climbing out.

Stephanie, Mar'i and Dick came to a tie in second, Jason third, Damian and Tim fourth, followed by Bruce who parked last. 

Everyone stared at Alfred who had been in the back the entire time.  Mar'i's face dropped as she glared at her father, Stephanie and Jason. "Told you he was going to be a problem."  They slapped their hands over her mouth the keep from Alfred hearing, each laughing nervously.