Imagine the Bat Family....

Imagine the Stephanie and Tim

Imagine Stephanie and Tim riding the Ejection Seat.......

Stephanie waltzed into the living room, and sat down next to a very sore Dick.  Previously he head gotten into some trouble with some of Penguins thugs who did a number on his neck.  

"Dick." Stephanie sung sweetly. 

Dick squinted his eyes at her, "Hmm." He rubbed his chin, "Alright what do you want?" 

She smiled nervously, "What? Why would possibly think I needed something?"

"Every teenager does it as some point or another." Dick turned the tv off, "So spit it out."  He crossed his arms. 

Stephanie grabbed his arm, "You know I love you like a brother right?" 

Dick rolled his eyes, "Dear goodness, it must be a big favor." 

"Psh," Dick glared at her, "Ok, so it's not exactly just something for me." 

"Tim to?" 

She laughed nervously, "How'd you guess?"

"I can see him from behind the couch." 

Stephanie growled, "Dammit Tim! I told you not to come in, you know how good Dick is detecting people." 

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"This? Really guys?" Dick looked at the two seat cube in the middle of the platform.

"Yep." Stephanie grabbed Tim's hand and ran to the ticket window. 

"Hi, two tickets for the Ejection Seat please." Tim set his credit card down and pushed it towards the man. 

"Just two, what about your.....friend?" The man behind the counter looked at Dick. 

"Just us two."  Tim smiled and gripped Stephanie's hand almost in a nervous gesture. 

"Oh, it's one of those times." The man rolled his eyes and swiped Tim's card and handed it back to him. 

"What do you mean 'it's one of those times'?" Stephanie asked. 

The man handed Tim the receipt, "It's always the couples that do it." 

Tim and Stephanie exchanged looks and frowned at the man, who in returned closed the window.  Stephanie growled, "What did he mean? What about couples doing this?" 

Tim shrugged, both moved up to the gate and pushed through making it to the man standing by the Ejection Seat.  

"Well, look who we have here, a young man and woman." The man looked behind them, "And a-"

"Brother." Tim interrupted.

The man nodded, understanding, "So are you two married or,"

"Oh, we're just dating." Stephanie laughed nervously. 

The man laughed, "That's what they all say." Tim's face dropped in confusion. "This way." The man gestured with his hand for them to follow him.  After getting Tim and Stephanie all strapped in her started to Go Pro on top of the seat.  "Alright, enjoy the ride." 

Tim was now nervously sweating, the swing started going, "Enjoy the ride?"  Tim asked Stephanie laughed in response, but you could tell she was nervous as well. 

"Oh I have to get this on video, Jason's gonna be so proud." Dick got his camera out and started video taping the entire thing.  Soon a crowd of people gathered around to watch the brave couple. 

"5....4....3....2...." It stopped as a bell went off. 

BONUS SCENE

Stephanie looked like a sand storm hit her, while Tim was on the verge of crying.   Dick was laughing his head off watching the recording he took of them being shot off. 

The man that once strapped them in led the three into the hut to get the Go Pro recording of the ride.  "Now, do you want it emailed to you or would you like the flash drive version?" 

"Flash drive please." Dick answered for them. 

"Ok, lets watch it first." He pressed the play button, the tv screens lit up with the video. 

"5....4....3....2" The bell sounded once again.  They weren't shot off. 

 Tim looked confused at the machine.  Another bell sounded, and they were shot off, 500 feet into the air.  "AHHHHHHHH! HOLY SHIT!" Tim continued to scream as Stephanie looked panicked.  They spun around several times, Tim continuing to scream like a little girl. "SHIIIIIIITTTT! WHY DID YOU CONVINCE ME TO DO THIS STEPHANIE!" Tim continued to scream. 

"SO MUCH BETTER THAN A ROLLER COASTER!" Stephanie yelled and screamed as they were now shooting straight for the ground.  "SO MUCH SCARIER THAN A ROLLER COASTER!" 

Dick started cracking up, "Tim, that was you screaming like a little girl?"  Tim glared at him as he stopped, "Oh wait that doesn't surprise me."  

Tim growled at him and crossed his arms, "Screw you Dick."  

Based on a true story.  Ask me about it sometime. 

If you don't know what the Ejection Seat is, you need to look up videos of people riding it.  If you think roller coasters are bad, you haven't seen anything yet.  

 Dedicated to my sister, who stuck with me when we did this. And because she is one of the bravest people I know.  Love ya sis!

And yes, people really do take videos of you screaming while doing it.