Jasper: *unfuses with Lapis*
Me: Ah yes, my big buff cheeto puff wife is back from the war.
Amethyst: *grabs Lapis*
Jasper: *starts slipping*
Me: wait what? You need to help her too!
Jasper: *continues slipping*
Me: NONONNONNONINOONONON HELP HER
Jasper: *falls*
Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-;
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Steven Universe Oneshots
FanfictionHello and welcome to a book consisting of Steven Universe! The chapters range from headcanons, to short stories, and mostly angst. And ships. Have fun reading! (half of this is angst i lied, lapis is my son, garnet should be ruby x sapphire's ship...
