Bruh: The Original Version (A Larry Text Story)

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If anyone had seen it, and is wondering where it went, I deleted my rant about Instagram, not my other one, I quite like that one.

Now, I did some very hard core research for this. I don't know anything about Nando's and such so if I screw up, correct me. I'd like to know for future reference.

All of the prices an such are the actual prices but I converted them to the American dollar. Using Google, I'm too lazy to do math.

xx-Mystery-xx

"Alright Lou, here's your wing," Niall said, handing Louis said wing. Louis took it between two dainty fingers and waited for Niall to get ready.

Once Niall had the chicken wing between his fingers, Harry and Liam counted down from three to one.

"Three, two, one," they said.

Niall and Louis began to eat the chicken wings.

Harry has seen both Louis and Niall eat wings, and they both eat them fast, so he truly doesn't know who will win.

So far Niall was winning with the most meat gone but Louis had more of a clean bone.

Both Harry and Liam were chanting "Louis!"

Louis finished his wing off seconds before Niall.

"Oh yeah!" Louis yelled, before blushing at how loud he was.

"That's no fair, there was no one rooting for me! Harry you should've been rooting for me and not Louis," Niall whined. Harry rolled his eyes and kissed Louis cheek, slipping his hand under the table and resting on Louis' thigh.

They all were ready to order the next the Olly came around.

"You guys ready to order?" He asked, and all four nodded, so e smiled and then looked at Harry expectantly. "For you?"

"I'll have the grilled chicken pitta, the chicken being medium heat," he said. Olly nodded.

"Any sides?" He asked. Harry nodded.

"Two. The creamy mash and the corn on the cob," Harry finished.

"Okay, and you?" Olly said, finishing writing Harry's order and then looking at Louis.

"The butterfly burger with two sides of chips and mixed leaf side salad," Louis said. Olly nodded.

"Do you want regular ranch with that?" He asked and Louis nodded.

It was Liam's turn next.

"I'll take the veggie burger with a side of coleslaw," Liam ordered.

Harry mentally braced himself for Niall's order.

"And you sir?" Olly asked the blonde Irishman.

"I want the Portobello Mushroom and Halloumi wrap, the fillet steak Prego roll, both with one sides and the sides being chips and fino coleslaw," Niall ordered. Liam and Louis' eyes bugged out of their head.

Olly finished writing everything and double checked their orders before collecting their menus and walking away.

"Jesus Niall, why did you get so much?" Louis asked. Harry looked at Louis and then at Niall.

"Jesus Niall, why didn't you get more?" Harry asked.

"I have to pay for Louis' meal," Niall shrugged.

"How much more would you have gotten?" Louis asked.

"Two more main dishes."

"Bruh."