The Curious Case of Luna Lovegood

Chapter 14: The Nargles

Key:

Nargle one

Nargle two

Nargle three

Wake up Little

Wake up Loony

Wake up Luna

Luna awoke to the sound a strange voices. She didn't know where she was, but it was full of strange colours she had never seen before. Luna felt a strange power surging through her that took the form of a glowing golden, light, shining from her.

"Hello? Where am I?" Luna called out into the void.

"In your Loony Head Luna. You've finally gone nuts."

A screechy voice yelled back.

"No she hasn't. Don't mess with the poor girl, she has been through enough."

A second high pitch voice shot out.

"She is Loony and it's our fault.

We failed the Moon Mother, so show some manners to her child."

Said a wiser third voice.

"Who are you?" Luna asked the strange voices as if they were old friends. She had a feeling they were.

I'm Little

I'm Loony

I'm Luna...

Wait no stop that

I'm Harry

I'm James

And I'm Pot...NO!

Stop you annoying little pests, let me answer the girl.

"You don't know who you are?" Luna asked the bickering voices.

"I know but these two won't let me.

I'm Riddle, He's Marvolo...

...I'm not even going to bother. I hate you foul fairies."

The third voice grumbled as the other two started cackling.

"Fairies?" Luna whispered. "You're the Nargles!"

"What the hell's a Nargle?"

"It's what we are you jack ass."

"I'm not a Nargle, I'm an Elgran."

"That's Nargle spelled backwards."

"Oh..Ohhhh"

The Nargles laughter echoed throughout the void.

"Can someone please explain to me what's going on?" Luna groaned. Already feeling dizzy from the arguing voices.

NO

YES

MAYBE

WE WILL TELL HER EVERYING

WE WILL TELL HER NOTHING!

WE WILL TELL HER SOMETHING!

DEAL!

"Human girl, you have been poisoned. We tried to warn you, but that stupid human spit in your pudding and you misinterpreted the dream."

"You were Harry's dream?" Luna gasped in amazement of these strange beings.