Ryan Ross Imagines

Text Imagine #1

New thing, yay!!!

Ryan: Babe, babe, babe, baby, baby, darling, darling, mOTHER ANSWER MEH

You: You can't fuck your mother Ry, but what is it?

Ryan: I don't care, I fuck you either way, but okay, I got something really cute. Would you like to see it?

You: YES, if it's cute I have to see it. And you're not getting laid when I get home.

Ryan: Fuck you. But anyways, don't die from its cuteness, okay?

You: I thought you said you do that already? But I won't, I promise.

Ryan:

You: oH MY GOSH, YOU GOT A PUPPY AND YOU GOT CUTER?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE THAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH TWO CUTE THINGS NOW?!? i cri

Ryan: The puppy is cuter than me babe.

You: No Ry, I'm pretty sure it's not possible to be as cute as you...😐 But anyways, what's her name?

Ryan: I was thinking Dottie...how does that sound?

You: OH MY GISH THATS PERFECT

Ryan: Good. Now that that's settled; I mISS YOUUUUUUU!!!

You: I MISS YOU TOOO

Ryan: PLS COME HOME

You: I can't. We still have to play in fucking Denver. I cant sing as well in Denver. High altitude completely ruins my voice.

Ryan: You can sing like a goddess plus play the guitar twenty thousand times better than me, now shush...You are perfect.

You: Lol, you think I'm perfect, just look at yourself.

Literally the most perfect specimen in the world.

Ryan: I will not argue with you over who's the most perfect. You are the most perfect thing in the whole universe and I will except no other answers.

You: Fine. Ugh, I WANT TO COME HOME AND CUDDLE WIT YOU! CAN YOU WAIT FOR ME ON THE COUCH ON FRIDAY AND THEN WE CAN CUDDLE?!?

Ryan: I literally have to pick you up from the airport. I can't be in two places at once.

You: FINE! I CAN JUST SUFFER FROM LACK OF CUDDLING UNTIL WE GET HOME.

Ryan: And I can suffer from lack of sex until we get home.

You: I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU!

Ryan: You already have tho...
Horton hears a bitch ass liar...

You: Are you calling me a bitch?

Ryan: No, I'm calling you a bitch ass liar. You have had sex with me multiple times...you lie Y/n.

You: You still called me a bitch tho...😭 i cri...

Ryan: I am not sorry. But I do love you a lot.

You: No, I hate you, go away.

Ryan: 😐...😭

You: I'm kidding gosh. I love you too, so rawr.

Ryan: Rawr?

You: Yes, rawr. Don't question me bitch.

Ryan: YOU JUST CALLED ME A BITCH THO!!!

You: It's a metaphor...

Ryan: That is not a metaphor babe...

You: YES IT ISSSS

Ryan: Whatever.

You: Loser

Ryan: Love you too honey.