Ryan: Baby!!! I miss you!!!
You: I miss you too!!!!!
Ryan: Send me a pic of you, I'm bored, and I haven't seen you in forever.
You: It's been a month Ry. But fine.
Ryan: Why are you so cute?!? Also so pretty?!? Like damn.
You: lol, i'm not that cute or pretty
Ryan: shut up. You're adorable and beautiful!!!
You: so are you, Ry, well, the adorable part, you're handsome.
Ryan: lololol, look at me. Spencer took this after a show and I look like shit but whatever.
You: eeeeeeeeeeeeeek, so cute!!!!!!!!!
Ryan: hahaha you're funny 😛
You: tell Brendon to slap you upside the head, pls
Ryan: what, no?!?
You: *Y/n has added Brendon into the chat* Brendon, child, halp me.
Brendon: what, I'm busy rn sexting Sarah?
You: slap Ryan upside the head pls
Ryan: Brendon, I'm sitting right next to you on the bus.
Brendon: kk give me a sec
Ryan: BRENDON NO
Brendon: it is done.
Ryan: OW, HE LEGIT HIT ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD SO HARD. OWWWW.
You: Ryan, quit being a crybaby
Ryan: no, you didn't just get hit in the head by the idiot next to me.
You: RYAN HELP ME. DOTTIE IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!
Ryan: ha, no.
Brendon: Ryan, help your girlfriend or I'll hit you again.
Ryan: how the fuck am I supposed to help her? She's all the way back in Vegas...we are almost in Colorado?!?
You: nvm, she thinks my hair is cotton candy so she tried to eat my hair, not me. She's so weird...?
Ryan: lol, we raised the puppy.
You: ha, that's probably why. We are terrible parents.
Brendon: lololol Sarah is legit sending me nudes. Ryan don't look next to you.
Ryan: ew, Brendon STAHP. You are getting a boner pls no. But don't worry, I belong to Y/n.
You: yes, Ryan is my puppy.
Brendon: lololol kinky
You: BRENDON SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Ryan: ha, no. We are not that kinky.
You: Ryan, look. This is what im wearing for Halloween...again.
Ryan: wow, okay...geez thanks.
Brendon: AHAHAHA RYAN IS GETTING A BONER TOO.
Ryan: shut up Brendon, i'm the one getting laid on Halloween not you.
Brendon: I'm the one getting laid tomorrow so suck it.
Ryan: ew no, Sarah can do that.
You: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT SUCKING DICKS GEEZ
Brendon: I think you mean jizz...
You: oml. Can you legit not?
You: but omg look, I finally took a good selfie. Hi.
Ryan: oh my gosh, I love you so much.
You: awe I love you too.
Brendon: ew can I leave.
You: yes, leave so me and Ryan can sext. Goodbye.
Ryan: ugh, do not Y/n. I don't need a boner on the bus.
*Brendon has left the chat*
You: fine, I will not. I need to go tho. The cat is annoying the fuck out of me and I need to feed him. I love you!
Ryan: I love you too!!! I'll see you in like three weeks when you go on tour, k?
You: k, I'll text you tomorrow.
Ryan: alright, bye.
You: bye 😊
Okay, tell me what you think about this and if you like these, k?
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Ryan Ross Imagines
FanfictionCompleted in 2016 Lots of smut. Lots of fluff. Lots of cursing. Lots of love.