Let's Fix This

Chapter 21

"What do you guys want to do today?" My dad asks. Right now we're all just in the living room watching Supernatural.

"We could go to Universal, like out to eat. I've always wanted to try Margaritaville." Henry voices. I have a feeling food is always on his mind. 

"Okay we can do that, what time do y'all wanna go?" Ron asks. 

"8?" I suggest but Henry shakes his head. 

"10?" I ask but Henry smiles.

"10:30, that way we can walk around a little." Ron says. 

"Okay so what do we do until then? It's only 3 now." Henry says. 

"Go-Karts?" I suggest.

"Oh hell yeah come on get y'all asses ready!" Ron says jumping up and racing to the steps. 

"Wow, I didn't think the lazy fuck would actually want to do anything." Dad comments.

"COME ONNNNNNN!" Ron whines managing to sound like Jasper. 

"Do you think he'll realize that we're all dressed?" I question.

"Eh give him a few minutes." Henry comments. We wait in silence for 2 minutes before Ron comes back downstairs.

"Okay, I know you're all dressed but I want us to all look nice later. If I see a pretty lady, I'm going after her. You should all see things my way so bring clothes to look nicer later." Ron says politely and then runs right back upstairs. Then we all hear a loud thud.

"AW FUCK!" Ron yells out. Dad sighs while I shake my head and Henry just laughs.

"What did you do!" Dad shouts as he gets up and goes upstairs. I slap Henry's leg and he looks at me, trying not to laugh.

"Not funny, he could be hurt." I say. 

"I'M FINE! JUST GET READY!" Ron calls.

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING, I'M RIGHT HERE!" Dad yells sounding agitated.

"WELL MOVE IT THEN!" Ron shouts sounding upset. I think we all know what's going to happen now.

"YOU MOVE IT OH WAIT YOU CAN'T" Dad shouts, that was a low blow bad father bad.

"AW FUCK OFF!" Ron says, he's probably making a pouty baby face.

"BYE BROTHER!" Dad cheerily yells.

"NO DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Ron replies. Goodness these two are ridiculous. Henry has finally stopped laughing.

"Come on boy." I say getting up and walking to the stairs. Before I even step up, I'm picked up and tossed over a shoulder. 

"DAMMIT HENRY STOP DOING THAT!" I shout at him and start to pound on his back.

"STOP HITTING ME!" He yells at me while running up the stairs.

"STOP YELLING!" Dad shouts.

"LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!" Ron shoots back. 

"JUST GET Y'ALL ASSES READY!" Henry shouts. 

"NO YOU!" Ron argues back. Alright I've had enough of this.

"I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ALL DON'T STOP FUCKING SHOUTING AND JUST GET READY I WILL CHOP ALL YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF AND THEN CHOP IT UP LIKE THEY'RE FUCKING PEPPERS, ONIONS AND CARROTS!" I shout in a more commanding voice. Just like that everything falls silent. We get upstairs and right before entering our room I hear

"Sheesh, what's got her so uptight? Think Henry shoved his pole up her ass?" Ron asks. I immediately blush and Henry chuckles.

"Ron she's still my daughter although it must have been a pole for her to be yelling like that. I should tell him to calm her down huh." I hear Dad reply. I'm fucking mortified, what the hell? Henry just laughs louder and the guest bedroom door opens. Dad stick his head out.