DEDICATION: meowmarz for being the best sparkly sack of recycled goods :) <3
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j e n n i f e r
Chocolate Chino You busy bro?
Vanilla Ice There's a bit of a problem
Chocolate Chino What's up? Have you spilt the milk on the floor again?
Vanilla Ice No wtf I'm not who you think i am
Chocolate Chino Seb wtf are you on about?
Vanilla Ice Wait Seb?
Chocolate Chino Yes, that's your name?
Vanilla Ice As in, Sebastian?
Chocolate Chino Dude wtf is going on
Vanilla Ice What's my last name?!
Chocolate Chino Why? I'm so confused
Vanilla Ice JUST TELL ME PLEASE
Chocolate Chino ...Stan?
Vanilla Ice Sebastian Stan???
Chocolate Chino YES THAT IS YOUR NAME NOW PLEASE TELL ME WHATS GOING ON
Vanilla Ice Whoa Omg
Chocolate Chino ????
Vanilla Ice Sorry Me and Sebastian have sorta swapped phones, but I didn't know it was him Wow That must mean you're Anthony Mackie
Chocolate Chino Seb your pranks are shit
Vanilla Ice This isn't a prank! My name is Jennifer Parish I'm 27 years old And I've accidentally swapped phones with Sebastian Stan. Which means he has my phone... Omg it sounds even cooler when you say it out loud
Chocolate Chino Hmm I want proof.
Vanilla Ice Proof? #cheeky selfie time
[Vanilla Ice sent a photo]
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Vanilla Ice That's me, lil ol' Jenny^
Chocolate Chino Damn
Vanilla Ice Yeah
Chocolate Chino How have you got Seb's phone?
Vanilla Ice I honestly don't know. I think we must've just picked up the wrong phones at the signing tables.
Chocolate Chino Did you go to Seb's table?
Vanilla Ice ...yeah but I kinda wrecked it
Chocolate Chino How?
Vanilla Ice I may or may not have thrown up all over him?
Chocolate Chino ... PFHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD That's embarrassing
Vanilla Ice Yeah thanks I know But I left my phone on the table, and quickly ran back to get it I must've picked up his instead. And he picked up mine.
Chocolate Chino Well, we're currently on a plane to New York, so we won't be back for a couple of weeks.
Vanilla Ice Yeah Sebastian told me
Chocolate Chino Soooo Jennifer
Vanilla Ice Yeah?
Chocolate Chino Can I call you Miss Pukealot?
Vanilla Ice Wtf no It was one time
Chocolate Chino The Duke Of Puke?
Vanilla Ice NO
Chocolate Chino Vomit Comet?
Vanilla Ice Definitely not
Chocolate Chino No I kinda like that one
[Chocolate Chino changed Vanilla Ice's name to Vomit Comet]
Vomit Comet I hate you already
[Vomit Comet changed Chocolate Chino's name to Apple Mackie]
Apple Mackie R u srs That's a pathetic nickname
Vomit Comet It's not My friend Sarah made it up I think you two would get along
Apple Mackie Well, I'm always open to meet new people :3
