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s e c r e t  g r o u p  c h a t  *shhh*

Mackinator
ALERT ALERT NEENOR NEE NOR

Lizzibeth
Wat

Iron Turd
What's happening?

Ice Cap Evans
ANTHONY
TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW

Mackinator
We have a new recruit.

Queen Scarletti
Ooooo who would that be?

Sarah
Omg is it Tom Holland?

Mackinator
...no
Why would I recruit that immature child 

Queen Scarletti
I could add him in for you, Sarah. I have his number.

Mackinator
No please don't

Sarah
DO IT PLEASE

[Queen Scarletti added +mobile to the chat]

[Sarah changed +mobile's name to Hollandaise]

Hollandaise
Oh hey everyone

Mackinator
I hate you

Hollandaise 
Oh hey! T'Challa right?

Mackinator
Wtf no??
I'm the falcon you idiot

Hollandaise
Oh yes, sorry I forget.

Lizzibeth
Hey tom we need your help

Iron Turd
You know Seb?

Hollandaise
What about him?
Did he spill the milk on the floor again?

Iron Turd
No, that was last week.

Lizzibeth
We need you to help us get Seb and Jen together

Hollandaise 
Jen?
She's nice.

Queen Scarletti
Yes she's lovely.
Help us?

Hollandaise 
But..but...
I have homework

Iron Turd
I'm going to pretend you didn't say that

Sarah
Guyssssssssssss THESE REFERENCES ARE KILLING ME

Hollandaise
Lol
Yeah sure I'll help.

Mackinator
HELLO
BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING

Ice Cap Evans
Oh yes, who's the new recruit??

Lizzibeth
Shit yeah
Sorry
We got a little sidetracked

Mackinator
Our new recruit issssssssssss
SEBASTIAN

Iron Turd
What??

Lizzibeth
YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT OUR SUPER SECRET MEETINGS?!?!?

Ice Cap Evans
What the fuck Anthony?!?

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