j e n n i f e r
Plum Nazi
Yoyre the sweetest candything in all theuniverse. Sprinkles odf sugar on my tasters.
Jen
Seb are you drunk?
Plum Nazi
Would you arrest me rif I wass?
Jen
No sir
Plum Nazi
U arw so polite
Jen
Well thank you.
How much have you had to drink?
Plum Nazi
A baby and a half a donzen babies
Jen
Babies?
Plum Nazi
Owr babies would be so cutee
Jen
Seb, I think you should get some sleep
Plum Nazi
I wnat to slep with u
Jen
Oh boy
You're even worse than Chris
Plum Nazi
Do you liek me?
Jen
What do you mean?
Plum Nazi
I liek yu a thousand times ten
Jen
Aw
You're going to regret this in the morning
Plum Nazi
I regret notigg
Jen
Of course you don't
Plum Nazi
You dnt get it
I dnt regret swapping phons
Jen
You don't?
Plum Nazi
never
You make me happy
Jen
Really?
Plum Nazi
can I call u niff
like jen NIF er
Jen
Haha okay
Plum Nazi
i want to met you
Jen
Likewise
We'll talk about this in the morning, though okay?
Plum Nazi
ok
night night
Jen
Goodnight Seb :)
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drunk Seb gives me the feels
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✓ KISMET ➳ SEBASTIAN STAN
Fanfiction❝I OFTEN THINK OF WHAT I DID WRONG❞ in which the fangirl pukes on the filmstar.
