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Sarah
Is anyone up?

Mackinator
You woke me up :(

Sarah
Shame ;)

Mackinator
Bitch

Sarah
Dick

Mackinator
Witch

Sarah
Dude thats just a rhyme to bitch
Wait haha
I'm le bitch witch

Mackinator
You're so weird

Ice Cap Evans
I'm up :)

Lizzibeth
So am I

Sarah
Good.

Seb the Pleb
Is there a problem?

Sarah
Nah just wanted some entertainment.

Spider Pubes
I could give you some fun ;)

Mackinator
I could give you a black eye ;)

Jen
Whooaaaa

Iron Turd
what has my son become

Lizzibeth
Tom "Not-So-Innocent" Holland

Sarah
See this is what I came for
Grab that popcorn frens

Queen Scarletti
Anthony seriously, don't be rude. Tom is only young :(

Spider Pubes
Yeah, you wouldn't pick on a child would you?

Jen
Tom shush you sound like a whiny toddler
It's so annoying

Spider Pubes
😧😧😧

Lizzibeth
#getrekt

Ice Cap Evans
Seb, Jen's a keeper

Seb the Pleb
I know ;)

Jen
Aww :)

Iron Turd
Jeez you guys just get married already

Sarah
I'm maid of honor thanks

Lizzibeth
BRIDESMAID PLEASE

Queen Scarletti
And me

Mackinator
I'm best man

Ice Cap Evans
Im best man

Seb the Pleb
Wha-

Mackinator
Bite me Evans

Iron Turd
I was going to say that I'm walking you down the aisle but I think you'd want your real dad to do that :)

Jen
Wait... IM ADOPTED!?!?
DAD HOW COULD YOU

Iron Turd
nUU CRAP

Spider Pubes
Am I adopted too?

Mackinator
Do I really need to answer that question?

Lizzibeth
But seriously.
You guys have been together for how long? And you haven't gone anywhere or done anything really

Seb the Pleb
7 months

Jen
7 months

Sarah
That's cute
They sent it at the same time :)

Ice Cap Evans
Derp

Jen
wAIT OMG CHRIS

Spider Pubes
Lmaaooo

Seb the Pleb
I've been practicing my derp face

Jen
Come into the kitchen, I wanna kiss it :)

Seb the Pleb
K bye guys imma be busy for a couple of hours don't message me

Jen
;)

Sarah
Oh my lOOORDDIIESSSS

Ice Cap Evans
Derp

Queen Scarletti
They're adorable

Iron Turd
Right?

Lizzibeth
I love them :)

Sarah
Mackie r u inept

Mackinator
No?

Sarah
Then check your damn pms..

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Sorry for the late update :(
I am 110% sebifer trash

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