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Ice Cap Evans
SEB ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

Lizzibeth
I don't think Jen would have been waiting at the door with a knife ready to jab him in the heart, Chris

Sarah
Don't bet on it
She's lethal when she's angry.

Iron Turd
Not surprised
My daughter was hurt badly

Queen Scarletti
Yes, I still don't understand why the magazine even posted that picture?

Mackinator
Because they're home wrecking shit stirrers that don't care about what they publish.

Sarah
He's not wrong ^

Ice Cap Evans
But seriously
Is Seb okay

Seb the Pleb
I'm perfectly alright

Sarah
How did it go?

Seb the Pleb
It went perfectly.
She loved it.

Iron Turd
I'm glad.

Lizzibeth
Oh c'mon!! I want dETAAILLSS

Sarah
sAME LIZZIE OMG
SEB TELL US EVERYTHING

Mackinator
Girls, eh

Hollandaise
Ikr

Seb the Pleb
I went up to her door.
Then played her the song.

Ice Cap Evans
sEBASTIAN
THEY ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE DETAILS

Mackinator
Chris(tina the gossip girl)

Hollandaise
Lmao Chris chill

Queen Scarletti
Tell us what happened!!!

Seb the Pleb
Okay jeez
I sang her the song, and long story short, I'm now allowed in her room.

Lizzibeth
oMG WHAT

Iron Turd
DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES??

Sarah
If you think it means make-up sex, then yes.

Hollandaise
Lol Sarah said sex

Mackinator
You are such a fucking child

Ice Cap Evans
You guys fondued?!?

Iron Turd
I SWEAR TO GOD SEBASTIAN

Seb the Pleb
Sorry Robert
But it's not a crime to be intimate with my girlfriend

Sarah
gIRLFRIEND!?!?!

Lizzibeth
RIP ME

Mackinator
yES YES SEBIFER IS ALIVE AND READY TO SLAY

Seb the Pleb
😊

Hollandaise
Congrats, man.

Iron Turd
...

Lizzibeth
You two are official omg this is the best day ever

Sarah
Ya tHINK LIZ??? SEBASTIAN FUCKING STAN IS NOW MY BEST FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND LIKE OMGBSJANANAKA

Seb the Pleb
😉😉
What can I say?

Mackinator
Happy for you two, dude :)

Hiddles
cONGRATULATIONS FOR WHAT I DONT EVEN KNOW(?)

[Mackinator removed Hiddles from the chat]

Queen Scarletti
Oh gosh congrats Seb!

Iron Turd
To be quite honest Seb...
There is no one else I would ever dream of letting my daughter be with.
You're a great guy.

Seb the Pleb
That's means a lot, thank you Robert😊

Iron Turd
Except Chris. He's a great guy too.

Ice Cap Evans
nO ROBERT DONT CRUSH SEBIFER

Lizzibeth
But he's complimenting you?

Ice Cap Evans
don't gIVE a sHIT liZ

Seb the Pleb
Thank you guys 😊

Hollandaise
Are we still setting up for Jen's birthday?

Queen Scarletti
Of course! That's in a couple of days right?

Sarah
Yeah, she'll be 28

Mackinator
Still smol

Seb the Pleb
But smol enough to spoon

Sarah
wHHATT

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