DEDICATION: cherry_pineapples for being the best friend I could ever have 💜💕
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SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
Jen
Jen
Jennifer
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I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.
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Why are you ignoring me?
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Jen please talk to me
Jen
OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY
I just freak out when I see that you've text me.
Your contact name gets me every time 😂
SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
Haha it's okay
What's my contact name??
Jen
It's SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
Because it's youuuuuu
SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
oh. Couldn't you change it to something more original??
Jen
Okay Mister FussyPants
Do you not like your name?
SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
:(
no
Jen
But I don't wanna change ittttt
SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
:(
I'll spam you with sad faces until you sympathise
:(
:(
:(
:(
:(
Jen
OKAY
STOP
I'll change it
SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
:)
Jen
What do you want it to be?
SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
I don't know, just not what it is now.
Jen
Hmm
Okay
What about Bucky?
SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
Too common
Jen
...talking of Bucky
SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
oh here we go.
Jen
Do you actually like plums, or was that just a film thing?
SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
Funnily enough, I love plums.
They're like, the best fruit on Earth.
Jen
DAMN RIGHT
BRO
CAN I HAVE SOME PLUMS?!?!
SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
wtf no
Get your own
My plums are mine, and MINE ONLY
you can't have plums
It's forbidden
Plums are for Bucky only, bitch
Jen
Jeez
Calm your tits
[Jen changed SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN's name to Plum Nazi]
Jen
I'll just go to Bucharest and buy some from the market.
So screw you, the plums will be mine.
Plum Nazi
...r u srs
This is actually a cool nickname :3
I will be the best Plum Nazi you've ever seen.
Heil Sebastian
Jen
Oh god
What have I done
Plum Nazi
You've strengthened our bond.
Jen
Wtf.
Okay then.
Plum Nazi
What can I call you? You're just Jen.
Jen
What's wrong with that?
Plum Nazi
Nothing
It just needs Stanning up a bit
Jen
Pfhahah
Stanning up?!?!
Plum Nazi
Yeah
Jen
Haha okay then
Do your worst
Plum Nazi
Hmm
Shit
I can't think of one
Jen
Oh it's cool
I'll just be Jen
Plum Nazi
No that's not good enough
I will think of a nickname
I will make it my mission
Jen
Aw
Am I your mission?
Plum Nazi
Yeah
You are my mission
Jen
Then finish it
'Cause I'm with you 'til the end of the line.....
Plum Nazi
-___-
Stucky is dead
Jen
You monster
How could you say that
Plum Nazi
I have a right to choose who I'm shipped with.
Plus I don't want Chris.
He's an asshole
Jen
Does Chris know about this?!?
Plum Nazi
....no
And I don't intend on telling him either.
He loves Stucky
He sits on his phone and reads fan-fictions.
It's his guilty pleasure.
Jen
OH MY GOD
I LOVE CHRIS EVEN MORE NOW
Plum Nazi
:(
What about me?
Jen
You're alright I guess
Plum Nazi
What?!?
I'm awesome
Jen
:)
So am I
Plum Nazi
Agreed :)
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