The FUN song
F is for friends who do stuff together,
U is for you and me!
N is for not unhappy!
Oh what great friends you and me shall be!
F is for the furniture we set alight!
U is for uranium dis-po-sals!
N is for the nuclear waste we may have left behind!
F is for the fire that destroys the whole town,
U is for exploded uranium factories!
N is for Nana who is grumpy 'cause we burned her mansion down!
F is for Festus, the leaky dragon!
(You'll get that if you read Heroes of Olympus and the Percy Jackson series)
U is for ultra destructive bombs!
N is for Nemo, the movie which was really act-u-ly very violent and not suit-able for young kids!
F is for fat pig that go on ram-pa-ges
U is for uranium bombs
N is for not so natural disasters
Dun-dada-da
F is for the fun we had!
U is for you and me
And N is for no survivors!
Oh what great friends you and me shall be!
Keep making up more verses! But make sure you use the 'No survivors!" but as the last one.
