Felt like making up one of these...
Then I got some of my friends to make one too.
When life gives you lemons make lemonade and then sell it on the street to earn the pocket money your parents never gave you...
When life gives you lemons sell them to someone with a lemon obsession do you can go buy chocolate instead...
When life gives you lemons have a competition between you and your friends to see who can eat the most...
When life gives you lemons yell, "TAKE THEM AWAY I'M TRYING TO PLAY FLAPPY BIRD HERE!" Then calmly go back to knocking the sh!t out of your phone trying to beat your high score.
When life gives you lemons hand them back and ask/demand/beg for One Direction tickets instead.
When life gives you lemons ask, "Are you a robber life? Where did you get all these lemons?"
When life gives you lemons yell, "YOU'RE NOT UNLOADING ANY OF YOUR WORTHLESS JUNK ON ME LIFE!" and run away screaming.
