Person: You have problems
Me: Ya don't say
Person: Yeah you have problems
Me: no schist Sherlock
Person: how do you know my name?
(This kid was in my year 3 and 6 class)
Me: I'm an augur.
Person: ...
Me: Like Octavian. I cut up teddy bears for fun.
Person: You like Percy Jackson?
Me: HADES YEAH I LIKE PERCY JACKSON
Person: ME TOO!
*have major fangirl attacks*
*kind of awkward since this kid was a guy*
*still having fangirl attacks*