I would be the most fail emo of all time:
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Other emo's: our favourite colours are black and grey that symbolise the end of life itself (or whatever)
Me: *grumpy, emo voice* rainbow.
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Me: I hate life.
I'm gonna go prank someone to make myself happy.
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Me: I hate everything.
I hope someone pranks me so I can prank them back and forget about hating everything.
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Me: I hate happy songs.
DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN!!!
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Me: I hate good food.
I'm gonna go bake a cake to make myself feel better.
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Me: I hate happy, stupid cartoons.
I'm gonna go laugh and point out everything that's wrong with them now.
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Me: I hate laughter.
*falls off chair* *laughs head off*
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Me: I just want to give up and die.
Hang on wait, I still have 223 people I have to prove wrong.
