HOW TO DESTROY YOUR CHILDHOOD By Me:
The song 'London Bridge Is Falling Down' is about Vikings invading London and destroying stuff...
Pooh Bear characters all represent a mental disorder...
The nursery rhyme ' A Ring 'O Ring 'O Rosie's ' is about people getting the plague and falling down dead...
Santa climbed into your house via the chimney, ate cookies and milk you left for him and put your presents in socks. Creepy much?...
The Easter bunny was a bunny who somehow carried chocolate eggs around to give to kids because f*ck logic...
The tooth fairy took teeth from under your pillow...hmm, I think I'll just keep mine thanks!
HOW DID ANYONE THINK OF THIS!?!
